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our clueless media!
Published: Monday, February 17th, 2025 @ 1:43 pm
By: John Steed
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These days, it can be hard to tell if the hospital you're at is also a staging ground for Islamist terrorists to commit mass murder! We at the Babylon Bee have assembled a list of ten subtle clues to help you discern if the hospital you're at is actually a Hamas base:
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Even at the Last Supper, Jesus' disciples were still not keen to know who was the traitor among them - yet looking back, the signs were all there. Here are nine obvious clues that should have alerted the disciples to who would betray the Lord:
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate??
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Conservative commentator Matt Walsh has sparked controversy once again by appearing on the hit show Jeopardy! and responding to every answer with his now-infamous catchphrase, "What is a woman?"
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A top congressional investigator is offering new clues about a suspected criminal “bribery” scheme involving President Joe Biden.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 10:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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FBI investigators are combing through the Nashville school shooter’s “manifesto” for clues about her motive even as pressure mounts for its release to the public.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 10:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Using authentic locks of hair from the head of the man often acknowledged as the greatest composer who ever lived, scientists have offered a new perspective on what led to the death of Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new CNN poll found that more than half of all Americans approve of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s decision to indict former President Donald Trump — despite the fact that no one surveyed knew the contents of the still-sealed indictment when they answered questions about it.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 11:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Matthew Continetti, senior fellow and Patrick and Charlene Neal Chair in American Prosperity at the American Enterprise Institute, authored the book “The Right: The Hundred Year War for American Conservatism.”
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Despite a long history of experts, gurus, and mothers-in-law who have claimed to have fully figured out parenting, a new study from a major university has concluded that every single parent since time began has been "winging it," "making it up as they go," and using "trial and error"
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 5:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local husband and useless idiot Virgil Marlo met with disaster Monday after placing throw pillows on the bed in the wrong order. The clueless husband had attempted to tidy up after knocking the pillows on the floor.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrats will lose control of the House of Representatives and could well lose the Senate.
Published: Friday, November 18th, 2022 @ 6:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Can you guess where this potential scandal occurred based on the following clues?
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 12:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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First lady Jill Biden laughed off questions about her husband’s mental fitness for office during a CBS News interview that aired on Sunday morning.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Chief Justice John Roberts may have dropped a major clue as to what the Supreme Court might do about Roe v. Wade by penning the majority decision handed down Thursday in a completely unrelated case.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom was widely mocked on social media late this week as he talked to reporters about the widespread thefts that have been taking place on trains in Los Angeles, saying that it looked like a “third world country.”
Published: Saturday, January 29th, 2022 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden was widely mocked online on Friday afternoon after he agreed with a man who called in to the North American Aerospace Defense Command’s (NORAD) annual holiday Santa tracking event and said, “Let’s go, Brandon,” a phrase that means “F*** Joe Biden.”
Published: Saturday, January 1st, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Karl Salzmann writes for the Washington Free Beacon about a clueless pronouncement from controversial journalist Nikole Hannah-Jones.
Published: Friday, October 29th, 2021 @ 3:22 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Carolina Journal recently reported on the second quarter federal fundraising numbers for declared U.S. Senate candidates in North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, August 10th, 2021 @ 3:41 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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There are a couple of clues.
Published: Wednesday, December 30th, 2020 @ 12:27 am
By: LifeZette
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The N.C. Supreme Court might offer voters more clues in the months ahead that will help them make choices in the 2020 elections.
Published: Monday, November 18th, 2019 @ 6:40 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Most Democrats have a favorable view of socialism. Most Democrats also have a favorable view of capitalism. But socialism and capitalism are usually considered to be opposites. Are Democrats really that clueless?
Published: Wednesday, July 24th, 2019 @ 11:10 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Tanner Boyd was like most of his peers in his teens. He had a vague idea that he wanted to stay in Beaufort County, but he had no clue what he could do as a career.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2019 @ 7:42 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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East Carolina University underwater archaeologists and graduate students from the Department of History's Program in Maritime Studies recently returned from a research expedition to the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica
Published: Saturday, January 5th, 2019 @ 10:03 pm
By: ECU News Services
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More than 2 million voters cast one-stop early voting and absentee ballots during an 18-day period ending Saturday, astonishing political observers
Published: Wednesday, November 21st, 2018 @ 9:47 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok, who was fired from the FBI on Monday, was decimated on Twitter after creating a new Twitter account which already gives more clues about who he is
Published: Sunday, August 19th, 2018 @ 11:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The N.C. Supreme Court will have another chance to join the political tug of war pitting Gov. Roy Cooper against state legislative leaders. How the high court responds to that opportunity will offer more clues about its willingness to play partisan politics
Published: Wednesday, April 18th, 2018 @ 10:06 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Just when you think ESPN's failing ratings might give them a clue that the public is sick of their leftist sympathies, you get this: ESPN host Katie Nolan, appearing on VICELAND's "Desus & Mero" on Wednesday, called President Trump a "f***ing stupid person" and ESPN only warned her, refusing to susp
Published: Monday, January 8th, 2018 @ 11:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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When lawyers in North Carolina's latest redistricting battle head to court next month, they might have some clues about the U.S. Supreme Court's approach to their arguments
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2017 @ 8:41 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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What's on your Christmas list this year? I must say it has become more and more difficult through the years for me to give my husband any clue as to what I might want for Christmas.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2016 @ 11:04 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Just days into my new internship here at Civitas earlier this summer I was handed a cardboard box, filled to the brim with literally a thousand pages of emails, meeting minutes, agendas, general statues, handbooks, and user guides. That was my first clue that the State Bureau of Investigation...
Published: Tuesday, August 4th, 2015 @ 8:57 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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If one is looking for clues regarding what universities think a college education should be about, one obvious place to look is their freshman summer reading programs
Published: Thursday, July 23rd, 2015 @ 4:35 am
By: John William Pope Center
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I had no real clue what they were citing. It was early in the legislative works and got neither other publicity nor any explanation to me as an average citizen.
Published: Sunday, May 3rd, 2015 @ 1:28 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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A record-setting 1,145 Pirates braved temperatures in the 40s Jan. 22 to jump into the icy waters of the outdoor swimming pool at East Carolina University's Student Recreation Center.
Published: Saturday, January 31st, 2015 @ 9:51 pm
By: ECU News Services
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I am sure 9th district congressman Bob Pittenger's PR people are resorting to heavy drinking by now.
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2013 @ 8:17 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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We can be surrounded by our past yet remain clueless. Street signs, for instance, help commuters and travelers find their final destinations. Those signs can...
Published: Friday, May 24th, 2013 @ 11:18 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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