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After decades of work culminated in the invention of lab-grown beef, Dr. Joshua Patel was humiliated after realizing cows already exist.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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green left climate crazies in Ireland call for killing 200,000 cows to stop "climate change"
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:08 pm
By: John Steed
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Police in North Carolina got a helping hoof this week when a herd of cattle aided in the roundup of a suspect on the run.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 12:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 18,000 cows were killed on Monday in a fire at South Fork Dairy Farm in Dimmitt, Texas.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 4:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Law enforcement officials in Texas are baffled by a string of strange cattle mutilations in recent weeks.
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 10:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local ranch has decided to go green, exchanging their massive herd of beef cows for a herd of more environmentally friendly and delicious crickets.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were "shocked and embarrassed" to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making "egregious and inexcusable spelling errors" for years.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's not forget those nasty cows. They fart. The methane in the cow farts warms up the atmosphere, and the climate becomes warmer. Worldwide we have about 1 billion cows. Why do we have to have so many of these methane stinkers? Because there are too many people who want to eat steaks, burg...
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Florian Deltgen
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In the past few weeks, prominent Democrats have endorsed infanticide; admitted to dressing in blackface; called for an end to fossil fuels, airplanes and farting cows; and trafficked in open anti-Semitism.
Published: Wednesday, February 27th, 2019 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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he price of leadership is that now you are in a spotlight for all to judge you---for better or worse. Freedom of Speech is a hallmark of America that lets us criticize until the cows come home.
Published: Saturday, September 12th, 2015 @ 9:15 am
By: Gene Scarborough
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