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“Governor Stein is deaf to the desperate pleas of Charlotte's police and residents."
Published: Thursday, November 13th, 2025 @ 8:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Raleigh, NC – Today, on the first day of candidate filing, Democratic activists filed a lawsuit challenging North Carolina's new congressional map, which was approved by the North Carolina General Assembly over a month ago.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 7:15 pm
By: ENC NOW
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Now entering its third encounter with Whoopi Goldberg, the COVID virus has begun desperately searching for a vaccine against the talk show host.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With other ideas having failed, the family of Professor-Author-Philosopher Dr. Jordan B. Peterson made one final, desperate attempt to distract him with several cats in order to confiscate his phone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As time runs out for the passengers on the Titan submersible that went looking deep into the sea for wreckage of the Titanic, a last-ditch effort involving heavy machinery and submarines arrived in Newfoundland on Tuesday night.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News host Greg Gutfeld defended his former colleague Tucker Carlson, calling out the “hall monitor failures” who would like nothing better than to see the popular ex-Fox News host destroyed.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 10:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Democrat Gov. Roy Cooper’s recent executive order to remove the college degree requirement for most state jobs comes at a time when recruitment for some state offices is desperately low.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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In a stunning development resulting from the faltering of the United States banking system, banks have now begun calling their customers and asking for loans. According to reports, thousands of desperate bankers have called up lendees to ask for a few bucks.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After being alerted to a possible indictment of former President Trump, law enforcement scrambled to try to find handcuffs big enough to fit his unbelievably massive hands.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Desperate to keep more of the American public from seeing previously unreleased security camera footage from the January 6, 2021 breaching of the U.S. Capitol, New York Senator Chuck Schumer has now issued a warning that the Buffalo Hat QAnon Shaman will crawl out of the TV
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If Anthony Fauci’s desperate, years-long effort to hide evidence that the mystery bat virus came out of China’s mysterious bat virus laboratory is finally unraveling, don’t blame Kristian Andersen.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Left continues to hyperventilate over North Carolina’s proposed Parents’ Bill of Rights, SB 49. In yesterday’s Raleigh News and Observer, Sara Pequeno joined in the fray when she opined that the legislation “could torpedo school funding for mental health.”
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 12:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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After being dropped by Adidas and several other lucrative sponsors for controversial comments about the Jews, Kanye West has desperately been looking for other companies who might be willing to sponsor him.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden has all but embraced Beelzebub in a last-ditch effort to shore up Democrats facing a bloodbath on Election Day.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 7:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With less than three weeks to go before the midterm elections — which many pollsters predict will be a bloodbath for Democrats — liberals are getting desperate.
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 10:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a desperate attempt to get help for its citizens and deal with the growing humanitarian crisis in the area, a Florida town devastated by Hurricane Ian has taken the unusual step of raising the Ukrainian flag, hoping to convince Congress to send aid.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 11:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We are SO thankful that Hollywood has finally stopped their bigotry and made a few movies with LGBTQ+ representation.
Published: Sunday, October 9th, 2022 @ 1:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Election Day fast approaching, Republicans are busy telling voters what they plan to do if they win in November.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 9:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Back in 2003, when President George W. Bush was campaigning for re-election, he praised Congress for approving a Medicare prescription drug benefit overhaul that he supported.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 2:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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As Europeans burn more wood amid an energy shortage ahead of the winter months, Greta Thunberg and other climate activists urged officials to discourage such activity in favor of solar and wind power.
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 12:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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American doctors go to great lengths to maintain the highest ethical standards as they work to save thousands of desperately ill patients waiting for an organ match, as underscored in recent reporting of innovative transplant experiments using genetically modified pig hearts.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 1:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pres. Biden and Gov. Cooper tout government intervention to force offshore wind energy development off North Carolina beaches as a way to create jobs and grow the economy
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 2:07 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Former President Donald Trump avoided incriminating himself in a deposition with New York A.G. Letitia James by pleading the fifth amendment right to remain silent.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) addressed the Biden administration’s latest controversy, flying illegal aliens across the U.S. in the dead of night, by saying that the administration was desperately trying to avoid the public seeing what they are doing because it is a political disaster for them.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 10:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Inflation Reduction Act is rampaging through Congress right now and is expected to become the law of the land. But what is in the bill? We went through the text line by line so that you, and members of Congress, don't have to!
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 5:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Deep state is desperate to stop Trump from running again
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 6:00 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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With the monkeypox virus plague tearing its way through gay bathhouses and teachers' lounges across the country, one desperate man hung a "straight pride" flag on his doorposts in hopes that the plague will pass over his household.
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 10:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The leader of the wolfpack, of any herd, of any pride, and of any tribe is always an amalgamation of qualities that sets that animal or human above its peers, and, on rare occasion, the leader is not only the top teacher of how to better survive, but how to protect one another in desperate times.
Published: Wednesday, July 27th, 2022 @ 2:50 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A desperate parolee tangled with climate protesters blocking the road on July 4th, begging them repeatedly to open up just one lane of traffic so that he could make it to his court-mandated job.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 11:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the Biden administration leading the way, progressives have for months been desperately trying to shift blame for rising inflation.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 5:10 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for?
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I keep thinking no administration can be this incompetent. It must be intentional. Americans aren’t debating marginal tax rates. Instead, parents are desperately searching for baby formula.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 7:33 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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U.S. airlines facing a pilot shortage are considering measures that would make it easier to get pilots trained faster, including halving the number of flight hours needed to become a pilot.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Biden tried to warn us. He's been sounding the alarm for weeks now, desperately trying to alert the nation to a grave threat to our national security: ULTRA MAGA.
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 11:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pence Rips Biden: ‘Desperate,’ Exploring ‘The Bowels Of American Approval Numbers In Modern History’Over the weekend, former Vice President Mike Pence lashed out at President Biden after he claimed “this MAGA crowd is really the most extreme political organization that’s existed in American history, in recent American history.”
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 7:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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