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The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of the media were left confused today after White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre deployed a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared in a cloud when questioned about Hunter Biden's incriminating text messages with a Chinese Communist operative.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After developing a crick in your neck from a bad night's sleep, your new chiropractor has encouraging news: you will be back to 100% in no time! The only outstanding step is to complete 328 more visits.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 2:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While many believe essential oils to be a modern Christian phenomenon, these potent extracts actually played a role in some of Scripture's most familiar narratives!
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alex McIlvaine stumbled upon the brilliant idea today of adding a little sign to his cigar humidor that reads "Smokeable essential oils."
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 3:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars working in the Holy Land learned an interesting tidbit today: the woman who anointed Jesus with oil - Mary of Bethany, a Bethany-dwelling woman whose name was Mary - actually performed the act of worship during an extended sales presentation for essential oils.
Published: Sunday, October 16th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a prudent move to mitigate the effects of inflation on everyday families with the last name of "Biden," President Joe Biden sold a million barrels from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserves to COBRA
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Bible tells us to be on our guard against people who preach a different gospel. Let them be accursed, Paul says. Wow, that's pretty savage, Paul! Here are twelve dangerous cults to watch out for:
Published: Thursday, May 5th, 2022 @ 10:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The FDA and the Federal Trade Commission have already issued warning letters to seven companies for selling fraudulent COVID-19 products.
Published: Thursday, March 19th, 2020 @ 10:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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I am at the rabbitpatch this weekend. It has been a long time since I have said that.
Published: Sunday, February 9th, 2020 @ 11:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Somehow, school started back with its' routine - and somehow I did it all again.
Published: Tuesday, January 8th, 2019 @ 5:08 am
By: Michele Rhem
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North Carolina is teeming with new business owners, some of whom not yet old enough for middle school
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2017 @ 1:28 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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I made the "early service" this morning. I saw for myself, the birth of the day. It was nothing short of grand. . .and it never fails to stir my heart. For me, the sunrise is a holy time.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2017 @ 2:26 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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