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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the burger chain Five Guys growing to include more than 1,700 locations, a sixth guy is currently kicking himself for choosing to leave the business in its early stages.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mohammed was by far the most common name of arrested rioters
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 9:44 pm
By: John Steed
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A local woman was once again left with several truckloads of leftover food after severely overestimating the amount needed to feed her dinner party of 7 people by roughly 3,000 servings.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. William Bonner “Billy” Thompson, Sr., age 96, resident of Aurora, died Saturday, March 25, 2023 at his home.
Published: Monday, March 27th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Announcements
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After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald's ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ's Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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DoorDash announced the launch of a new premium service DoorDash+, where they will at least make a small effort to get your order correct.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Thieves are apparently targeting trains like in the old West, stealing anything they can get their hands on, including at-home COVID-19 tests.
Published: Wednesday, January 26th, 2022 @ 8:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Head football coach at the University of South Carolina Shane Beamer ripped into “miserable” CBS sports journalist Dennis Dodd on Thursday over a now-deleted tweet mocking the USC boys for celebrating their Duke’s Mayor Bowl victory.
Published: Sunday, January 2nd, 2022 @ 12:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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New Product Lines Drive $15.5 Million Expansion
Published: Friday, February 19th, 2021 @ 8:23 pm
By: Governor's Office
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California is still out of control.
Published: Sunday, December 8th, 2019 @ 10:18 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Some of America’s favorite items may be a bit harder — or more expensive — to get this winter because of issues with agricultural trade and tariffs on European goods.
Published: Thursday, December 5th, 2019 @ 9:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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That's the quote that has stuck with me from the book "Younger Next Year." You have to admit it's catchy ... and it's hard to argue with.
Published: Sunday, October 25th, 2015 @ 2:52 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The incumbent, Rep. Walter Jones Jr., defeated challenger Taylor Griffin in a race that saw Griffin's D.C. and New York allies independently spend more than a million dollars to defeat Jones.
Published: Thursday, May 15th, 2014 @ 1:14 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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After visiting the first McDonald's fast-food restaurant in North Carolina, Hardee realized that a business centered on modestly priced hamburgers and french fries could generate substantial income.
Published: Sunday, September 15th, 2013 @ 10:03 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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How I do marvel at the credulity of academic man! Especially those professors who publish voluminously but cannot write, who take their Marx with white wine and brie while thousands of adjuncts support their families on French fries and English composition, who preach a tolerance as...
Published: Tuesday, June 4th, 2013 @ 4:50 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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