It's a New Year, which means it's time to make resolutions — even for prominent evangelical leaders. The Babylon Bee asked the following well-known figures in the faith what they hope to accomplish in 2024:
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
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‘I hope you count us as partners in service to our trans youth,’ a middle school administrator declared to a trans youth clinic.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:06 pm
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The Biden administration has sent more than $5 billion to organization set to honor author who thinks America is systemically racist
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:47 pm
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Fresh off the case of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel embarked on a new mission over the weekend to show California Governor Gavin Newsom what California could be like if he'd never been born.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 4:48 am
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Multiple Los Angeles firefighters were injured on Thursday morning while responding to a fire involving a pressurized cylinder on a semi truck that exploded as they worked to extinguish the flames.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 12:42 am
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The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s Office has concluded that “Friends” star Matthew Perry died on October 28 as the result of the “acute effects of ketamine,” which resulted in “cardiovascular overstimulation and respiratory depression.”
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 12:29 am
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In a huge victory for the disabled, Angel Hernandez has made history as the first blind umpire to call a game in Major League Baseball.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
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California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency over the weekend after a massive fire reportedly erupted at a homeless encampment beneath a major freeway near downtown Los Angeles
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
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Los Angeles police arrested a man twice on Wednesday after he attempted to trespass onto 2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s residential property in the upscale neighborhood of Brentwood, Kennedy’s presidential campaign said in a news release.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 3:11 pm
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The county's top prosecutor survived a recall effort last year.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
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Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical storm as it made landfall over the weekend.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 10:55 am
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As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:30 pm
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An armed man was arrested for posing as a U.S. Marshal while at an event in Los Angeles for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., according to the police.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 10:11 am
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On September 20 at 12:00 p.m., Beaufort County Community College will host Rebecca Marmaduke of the Braver Angels of North Carolina to discuss engaging in civil and meaningful political conversations.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:22 am
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As news filtered out that there was one, lone winning lottery ticket in last night's $1.1 billion Powerball jackpot drawing, speculation ran rampant about what the lucky winner would buy first.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:31 pm
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The second largest public school district in the country hosted a training session for educators on the “wellbeing of sexual and gender diverse girls” that was led by a married couple who facilitate gender transition treatments for children.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 11:18 pm
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After losing the box office battle to AngelStudios, Disney has announced a new movie project: Indiana Jones and the Plates of Nephi.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 9:15 am
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The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) created a guide to organizing “Rainbow Clubs” for elementary school students, which included lessons on “LGBTQ+ liberation,” activism, and “protest art.”
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 5:04 pm
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Iowa evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats, president and CEO of The Family Leader, has voiced strong concerns about former President Donald Trump being the 2024 GOP presidential nominee.
Published: Monday, August 28th, 2023 @ 8:05 pm
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Leader of the iconic group The Band and cinematic composer Robbie Robertson died after a long illness on Wednesday in Los Angeles, California, his management company said.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 8:47 pm
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If you think Los Angeles is bad now, just wait.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
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Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott upped the ante on Tuesday night, busing migrants to yet another city: Los Angeles.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
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After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 12:21 am
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A large group of demonstrators protested the Los Angeles Dodgers honoring a drag troupe of self-described “queer and trans nuns” on Friday.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 5:07 pm
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
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The Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) encouraged students to celebrate Pride Month with coloring books of “LGBTQ icons,” creating “ally pledge cards,” and playing “LGBTQ+ Bingo.”
Published: Sunday, June 18th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
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Legendary evangelist the Rev. Pat Robertson, who built a small Virginia radio station into a vast religious broadcasting network and even ran for president over a career that spanned more than six decades, has died at age 93.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 10:17 am
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Vice President Kamala Harris made a surprise appearance at an abortion rally in Los Angeles on Saturday, a day after the Supreme Court issued an administrative stay regarding restrictions on mifepristone, the drug used in about half of all abortions nationwide.
Published: Thursday, May 25th, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
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Actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger took matters into his own hands when after the city did not repair a large pothole in his Los Angeles neighborhood.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
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Nearly half a million students in Los Angeles missed school Tuesday after tens of thousands of workers employed with the second-largest district in the nation walked off the job, beginning a three-day strike demanding higher wages to afford Southern California living.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
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“White Fragility” author Robin DiAngelo offered a separatist proposition in which she advocated for racial segregation, prompting conservatives to note that “Dilbert” creator Scott Adams was vilified and reportedly lost 80% of his income
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 12:53 am
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As tensions continue to rise amid negotiations for a new contract, Los Angeles Unified School District teachers threatened to return to their classrooms and resume teaching students if their demands are not met.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 10:53 am
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In today’s polarized environment, political conversations often turn angry and counterproductive.
Published: Monday, March 27th, 2023 @ 3:55 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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