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Terrorist supporting terrorist
Published: Monday, June 1st, 2026 @ 4:00 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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President Milei is just the latest world leader to endorse Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Published: Thursday, October 23rd, 2025 @ 9:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On December 26th, a late Christmas gift finally arrived: General George S. Patton and his Third Army severed the German lines completely ...
Published: Thursday, January 2nd, 2025 @ 11:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Giving is better than receiving
Published: Monday, December 30th, 2024 @ 6:14 pm
By: Buzz Cayton
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There ought to be a stop put to this abuse of office.
Published: Friday, June 7th, 2024 @ 4:58 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Christians can be hard to buy gifts for. You've gotta know what they're into, what kinds of gifts they'd consider sinful, and most of all, what denomination they're a part of. There's no holiday faux pas like accidentally gifting a John MacArthur book to a charismatic.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 5:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's Christmas time again! Parents are looking for the perfect gift for kids of all ages, which can be especially tough if your child is attending a prestigious, virulently antisemitic institution like Harvard!
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This time of year, online shopping surges as folks scramble to buy holiday gifts and find the best deals online. Unfortunately, scammers know this all too well and will be trying to take advantage of unaware shoppers.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: ENC NOW
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DENTWOOD, IA — Sources at the Mannfred household confirmed Monday that 35-year-old Kurt Mannfred's stack of Christmas gifts was "virtually indistinguishable" from the sort of presents that would have been given to a 9-year-old boy.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The Daily Show” guest host Charlamagne Tha God begged President Joe Biden not to run for a second term, saying that it could be the “ultimate Christmas gift” to America.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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give away to to UN climate fund
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: John Steed
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The Supreme Court unveiled a formal ethics code this week amid scrutiny from the media and Congress over concerns that the justices have failed to properly disclose gifts and did not recuse themselves in cases in which they might have a conflict of interest.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to several highly disturbing reports, a local man has repeatedly declined phone calls from his own mother, even though she's the person who gave him his very gift of life.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby are celebrating the birth of their new son who was incubated in the fruitful womb of a poor woman they rented to bear them a child.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"I identify as a gift card."
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pirate Nation invests gifts, talents to advance ECU’s mission
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:49 pm
By: Kevin Smith
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Readers might remember ex-GOP Senator Roy Blunt of Missouri. His parting gift to the nation was to completely knee-cap the incoming Republican-controlled House as he voted to approve President Joe Biden’s $1.7 trillion omnibus bill last December.
Published: Thursday, May 4th, 2023 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Congress is supposed to approve spending, not president
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 3:09 pm
By: John Steed
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Women scientists at Johns Hopkins have agreed that gift bags must contain a bare minimum of 63 pieces of perfectly crinkled tissue paper.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 2:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite a Christmas haul that included a $250 Marvel-themed "Sanctum Sanctorum" LEGO set, the long-range "NERF Ultra Pharoah Blaster" gun for $50, and an Xbox for $499, the most coveted gift among the children in the Coogan household this year was the wrapping paper tube
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources close to local man Payton Martin allege that he used to be a fun, carefree young man who loved getting fun gifts for Christmas — and who was "super sad and disappointed" when he opened a big package under the Christmas tree only to find that it was a pack of socks.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources close to Mary, the Mother of Jesus, the young Jewish mom was touched by the gifts brought to her by the wise men: gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Still, she was a bit disappointed that none of them had brought an air fryer.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 11:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tragedy struck Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky Friday as he shot himself in the eye with a rocket launcher he had received only days before as a gift from the United States.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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These three videos by the Piano Guys well reflect their inspiration toward these most special season of gift and hope and community best wishes.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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These three videos by the Piano Guys well reflect their inspiration toward these most special season of gift and hope and community best wishes.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 4:35 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Raising a libertarian child can be tough, especially since they see your authority as totally illegitimate and say things like "AM I BEING DETAINED?" when you tell them to clean their room.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christmas time is in full swing with tree decorating, caroling, gift wrapping, and of course — the beloved tradition of traumatizing millions of small children everywhere by taking them to meet Santa Claus.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of struggling to purchase his wife the right gift for Christmas, one local man started listening in October for ideas. His attentiveness gave him the idea of buying his wife a new, rechargeable vacuum
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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IRS agents kicked off a new holiday tradition this week as they began nationwide canvassing of taxpayers' homes, sliding down their chimneys in search of undeclared gifts worth $600 or more.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 6:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A minimum of 35 pieces of tape is needed to successfully wrap a gift, husband scientists said Monday. The surprise announcement was made by representatives of the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) just in time for the holiday season.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Biden is the most popular president in history. You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who voted for him! So, the chances are high that someone you love is a Biden voter.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"I’m sure handing over $21,000 in gift cards to some punk kid after getting a bunch of plastic junk was a rousing success."
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new gift to UNC-Chapel Hill will create a youth suicide prevention center.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 2:22 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Superstar Eminem talked about his Faith in a new remix of Kanye West’s 2019 song “Use This Gospel” as he rapped about being pulled by the devil, putting his “faith in You, Father,” and more.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 9:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge on Friday unsealed a more detailed list of items the FBI confiscated from Mar-a-Lago during an August 8 raid targeting former President Donald Trump.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 5:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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