Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Libertarian Child

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Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Libertarian Child

Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Raising a libertarian child can be tough, especially since they see your authority as totally illegitimate and say things like "AM I BEING DETAINED?" when you tell them to clean their room. If you have a libertarian kid, Christmas is a great opportunity to win them over with some perfect Christmas presents!

    Here are some great gift ideas for your little libertarian:

Guns, lots of guns: We're starting with the easy ones here.
A DVD Copy of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: A cinematic masterpiece that espouses the virtues of a completely privatized police force.
Neckbeard trimmer: This will put him at an advantage with the ladies at Libertarian conventions.
Rand Paul Chia Pet: A favorite of libertarian children everywhere. It looks just like his real hair!
A facemask to confuse the facial recognition cameras: Guy Fawkes masks are on sale right now.
A copy of the classic Christmas book The Fed Who Stole Christmas: Never too early to teach them a healthy distrust of the Feds.
Shovel: To build his own roads.
Deodorant: He may be resistant to this at first, but he will thank you when he finally gets a girl to talk to him.
A tiny country where they have no laws: You can designate a 1 square-foot autonomous zone in their bedroom!
Cover his eyes, bring him out in the driveway, and tell him to open and behold his new F-15: The ultimate Christmas gift every libertarian child dreams of!