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With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Homeland Security is demanding that Texas relinquish control of a border park that the Texas National Guard occupied last week as part of the state’s crackdown on illegal immigration.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 10:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Texas Military Department shot down claims over the weekend from Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX) that it did not assist in rescue efforts of migrants who were drowning in the Rio Grande River as they tried to enter the U.S. illegally.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 2:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump challenged his political opponents to an eclipse stare-off over the weekend to prove who among them has the most superior retinal strength.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man John Archer has decided to resume wearing a mask in order to let everyone around him know he's terrible at risk analysis.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — As another summer winds to a close, a startling new study revealed that a surprising 92% of all parents' summer vacations are spent adjusting their children's swim goggles.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Students explore interests, life at ECU through summer camps
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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A local man was excited by the announcement of Apple's new augmented reality headset but was left disappointed by the high price tag. Unable to afford the new headset, the man has found the next best thing by duct-taping his iPhone onto the front of a pair of old ski goggles.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 10:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Famed tycoon Scrooge McDuck has been long known for ostentatious displays of his hoarded wealth, including diving into a pool of gold coins.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, had his cell phone seized by the FBI this week. The FBI is pursuing subpoenas on additional data and documents from the "My Pillow Guy," but has been unable to breach his MyPillow fort thus far.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 1:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The front yard of the Executive Mansion was transformed into an outdoor sound stage for the ceremony.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2021 @ 11:01 am
By: Governor's Office
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The State of Israel and the Republic of Sudan have agreed to make peace.
Published: Wednesday, October 28th, 2020 @ 3:07 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Fairfax Education Association (FEA) is demanding all in-person instruction be banned until at least August of 2021.
Published: Friday, October 23rd, 2020 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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It’s not enough for Dr. Anthony Fauci that Americans are being forced to wear masks to protect them from coronavirus. Now, he wants them to wear goggles as well…for added protection.
Published: Saturday, August 1st, 2020 @ 10:50 am
By: LifeZette
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For months, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has risen to the new challenges presented by COVID-19.
Published: Tuesday, May 12th, 2020 @ 11:15 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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He was not subtle in his words on China.
Published: Thursday, April 23rd, 2020 @ 3:25 pm
By: LifeZette
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The Department of Homeland Security and its dedicated workforce across more than a dozen offices and components are working diligently with the White House to execute an unprecedented, whole-of America response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Published: Monday, April 13th, 2020 @ 3:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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This updated is intended to provide the latest information to all North Carolina clinicians and laboratory staff regarding the Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19).
Published: Thursday, April 2nd, 2020 @ 10:22 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Closing the gap between what the private sector is able to provide to healthcare end-users and what is needed for the fight against COVID-19 is a key priority for the White House Coronavirus Task Force.
Published: Tuesday, March 31st, 2020 @ 11:17 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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This memo updates previous guidance shared on March 16th, 2020.
Published: Thursday, March 26th, 2020 @ 2:41 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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North Carolina has moved into the next phase of its COVID-19 outbreak — community transmission.
Published: Wednesday, March 25th, 2020 @ 5:11 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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East Carolina University students had the opportunity to experience the dangers of texting while driving Tuesday, when the AT&T "It Can Wait" Driving Simulator paid a visit to the Mendenhall brickyard.
Published: Monday, September 7th, 2015 @ 9:08 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Jeff Zyburt's virtual reality goggles helped him experience the sensation of steering a military vehicle down a dusty road in a combat zone.
Published: Sunday, March 29th, 2015 @ 6:14 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Messages from Mom and Dad this week most likely will urge East Carolina University students to wrap up in winter coats, hats and gloves before venturing out in the cold.
Published: Wednesday, March 18th, 2015 @ 2:36 am
By: ECU News Services
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