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perjured himself in Congressional testimony
Published: Wednesday, July 15th, 2026 @ 7:34 am
By: John Steed
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"It behooves the President both spiritually and politically to delete the picture."
Published: Wednesday, May 13th, 2026 @ 5:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Obama himself orchestrated Russia hoax along with Comey and Clapper
Published: Friday, July 18th, 2025 @ 5:16 pm
By: John Steed
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want answer Congress' questions on grounds it may incriminate himself
Published: Wednesday, July 16th, 2025 @ 4:24 pm
By: John Steed
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With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth expressed deep regret for not instead getting soldiers killed in a chaotic withdrawal and handing $80 billion of weaponry to terrorists.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Head of social security data refused to remove illegal aliens
Published: Monday, April 14th, 2025 @ 7:27 am
By: John Steed
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The New York Democrat claims his plan to counter Trump is "beginning to work."
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who works two jobs during the week began mentally preparing himself for a chaotic and stressful weekend with his wife and children.
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hunter himself had made history when he became a convicted felon in June.
Published: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024 @ 3:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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may have opened the door for his own prosecution
Published: Monday, December 2nd, 2024 @ 6:10 pm
By: John Steed
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Representative Keith Kidwell ( R-Beaufort ) offered the following comment on threats made against himself and others at the Beaufort County Board of Elections early voting site.
Published: Monday, November 4th, 2024 @ 1:59 pm
By: ENC NOW
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rarely used procedure can go around Garland refusing to prosecute himself
Published: Wednesday, June 26th, 2024 @ 1:51 pm
By: John Steed
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conflict of interest for AG to decide if he is going to prosecute himself
Published: Friday, June 14th, 2024 @ 8:04 pm
By: John Steed
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Local man Don Richardson revealed himself to be utterly dead inside after failing to shed a single tear while the congregation of First Baptist Church sang "O Holy Night".
Published: Friday, March 22nd, 2024 @ 5:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Supreme Court announced on Wednesday that it is taking up the issue of whether former President Donald Trump can invoke presidential immunity to shield himself from federal prosecution.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Bushnell identified as an anarchist and used "he/him" pronouns.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden, who has portrayed himself as the champion of blue-collar workers, may be in for a rude surprise: former President Donald Trump has garnered a substantial amount of donations from workers in typically unionized industries.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A man was hospitalized after setting himself on fire outside of the Israeli Embassy in Washington, D.C., on Sunday, according to officials.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 9:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Kamal Ram found himself this morning pining for the good old days when a guy could log onto the internet without seeing gay Capitol sex tapes.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Gerogia judge contributed to Fani Willis' campaign and worked with her in DA's office
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 2:19 pm
By: John Steed
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A new report released this week said that first lady Jill Biden was so irate after President Joe Biden embarrassed himself at a press conference that she berated him and his aides for allowing it to continue.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local little league baseball player found himself embroiled in controversy this week, as he was confronted with accusations that he wears 12% blackface when taking the field for games.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man found himself embroiled in a personal crisis today as he prepared to take his traditional trip to an extended family Thanksgiving holiday after coming to the realization that he is, indeed, the "weird uncle" he's heard people talking about.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Robert Downey Jr. won the award for Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 Critics Choice Awards over the weekend, but instead of giving a typical acceptance speech, the actor chose to quote from some of his critics.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 8:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Another sex tape was allegedly filmed inside the U.S. Capitol, which comes after news broke last week about an aide for Sen. Ben Cardin (D-MD) who allegedly filmed a sex video involving himself and an unidentified man inside a Senate committee hearing room.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 1:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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New details shed light on how top White House officials, including President Joe Biden himself, were not informed for days that Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin had been hospitalized last week in a shock turn of events.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new campaign ad from Democratic Montana Senator Jon Tester celebrates the fact that he helped block the Biden administration’s push to pull funding from school hunting programs. It fails to mention the fact that he voted for the law that put the programs in jeopardy in the first place.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 2:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden appears to have outdone himself with the latest in a long series of tall tales
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former White House Chief COVID Adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed during a recent interview that he no longer felt the need to attend church because his “personal ethics on life” were enough.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 2:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 12:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With his note to the real-life Jets falling on deaf ears, Colin Kaepernick decided today to use his likeness to make himself the Jets quarterback in Madden 24.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 12:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump defended his business record against allegations of illegally enriching himself through inflated property valuations in a New York court on Monday.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Joining the groups of outspoken activists who attach themselves to prominent works of art, Pope Francis has glued himself to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to protest climate change.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Vice President Mike Pence responded to the indictment of his former boss Tuesday, saying the charges are a reminder that Donald Trump “should never be President of the United States.”
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 4:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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“I am ready for an exchange, anything, if this can lead to freedom, to bring the children home."
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 6:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As it relates to the president’s claims that “Bidenomics” is good for the American autoworker, or any other kind of American worker for that matter, the president is “full of s***” — to steal a phrase from the man himself.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 11:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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