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Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Greetings, human. Long have I waited for you to unlatch the screen door that once kept me from entering your domain — that confounding portal I can see through but not fly through for some reason.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Politicians in Washington are growing increasingly nervous, as the CDC has announced they have discovered the first case of Lizardpox on American shores.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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CNN+ will be shutting down on April 30, just a month after its rocky start. Truly, its candle burned out long before its legend ever will.
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2022 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Several East Carolina University staff members were recognized for outstanding work during the Council for Advancement and Support of Education (CASE) District III awards in Orlando, Fla., earlier this week.
Published: Sunday, February 23rd, 2014 @ 9:47 am
By: ECU News Services
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