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City Manager Confirms Current Rate Sits 23% Above the Revenue-Neutral Baseline; Ten Fiscal Reform Items Removed From Agenda Before Discussion
Published: Tuesday, June 9th, 2026 @ 4:09 pm
By: Joe Davis
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Mrs. Amy Huitema Kelder, age 89, a resident of Washington, NC died Saturday December 27, 2025, at her home with family by her side.
Published: Monday, December 29th, 2025 @ 9:02 am
By: Announcements
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time to throw out all of the Biden autopen judges?
Published: Saturday, September 6th, 2025 @ 3:46 pm
By: John Steed
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With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mary and Joseph, the parents of Jesus, who is called Christ, were reportedly shocked to receive an itemized bill following their "free stay" in a stable that included a $3,000 Airbnb cleaning fee.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being an FBI agent is a sweet gig — excitement, carrying a badge and gun, wearing one of those cool "FBI" windbreakers, spying on law-abiding citizens, and cracking down on dangerous terrorists like Auntie Mable who voted for Trump. But how does one become an FBI agent?
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 1:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Excitement ran rampant following last night's Republican presidential debate, as the Ron DeSantis campaign celebrated an outstanding performance that slashed former President Donald Trump's lead in the primary to just 39 points.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A study at the University of Texas has confirmed that men will buy absolutely any item on earth so long as it is labeled "tactical".
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Positive reactions poured in after The Daily Wire dropped a trailer for “Lady Ballers,” a new feature-length comedy that mocks the recent phenomenon of men competing in women’s sports.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly sworn-in California Senator Laphonza Butler expressed excitement about her new job, citing the short commute to work from her home state of Maryland.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Excitement abounded over the weekend as the long-awaited Sphere at the Venitian Resort had its grand opening. Attendees reported a wondrous, mind-blowing experience that would have been truly magnificent if it had not been spoiled by a U2 concert.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 6:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — As news of a tentative agreement between Hollywood studios and the Writers Guild of America broke, television and film writers expressed excitement and renewed vigor to return to the important work of destroying the entertainment world's most popular and beloved franchises.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Colorado Buffaloes head coach Deion Sanders wants the NCAA or the Rose Bowl to repay his players’ thousands of dollars after the college athletes were robbed of jewelry, cash, and other valuable items during their game against the UCLA Bruins last weekend.
Published: Thursday, November 16th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Buying and Constructing Buildings, Water and Sewer Projects Among Items Up for Votes on Tuesday
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:55 am
By: ENC NOW
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National Debt out of control
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:55 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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We're several days into a new school year, and if your kid hasn't been suspended yet, you may need to take a hard look at what type of child you're raising.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amidst the joy and excitement surrounding the Global Day of Jihad, Congressional Representative Rashida Tlaib gave a rousing speech on the capitol steps in which she called for supporters to remember the true spirit of the holiday, which is to murder Jews.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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School bells are ringing across North Carolina. Children are having backpacks blessed. Seniors are driving decorated cars around neighborhoods to the school parking lot. Excitement rises as the back-to-school rituals crank up.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 8:02 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Public education is the most important function of state government and we spend more tax dollars on education than any other budget item.
Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Tom Campbell
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The artist who sells Satanic merchandise and was hired by Target to design three “Pride Month” items shuttered the Etsy store and website which carried the merchandise as sales skyrocketed.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Retail giant Target has lost $10 billion in market capitalization in ten days, largely due to the backlash over prominent LGBTQ+ PRIDE displays including transgender-friendly clothing items for children.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 9:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The N.C. House's proposed budget would raise the mandatory retirement age from 72 to 76 for members of the state Supreme Court and Court of Appeals.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Local man Curt Stephens wished today there was anything in his life he got as excited about as his son when he sees a backhoe.
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 6:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Our office has been alerted to reports of “brushing” scams. Brushing scams occur when a person receives a package from a business containing various items that they never ordered.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: ENC NOW
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GOP traitors help Democrats pass key item of their agenda; 23 heroes say NO
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 9:43 pm
By: John Steed
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Local woman Jane Adams narrowly exceeded the item limit at the grocery's express checkout line today by a mere 2,387 items.
Published: Friday, February 3rd, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Victoria Crab phoned her husband in the early evening Thursday to see if he could run by the store real quick on his way home from work so he could grab a couple thousand items.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gisele Bündchen is being romantically tied to her Jiu-Jitsu instructor, Joaquim Valente, after paparazzi spied the pair in Costa Rica, but a pal of the supermodel says they’re not an item.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Witnesses say StackedPAC gave items in exchange for voting. The group is not legally registered to operate in North Carolina.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 10:34 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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A local retailer is making waves after announcing its most dramatic Black Friday sale ever, in which every item in the store is marked down to whatever the price was before Biden became President.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 8:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday he would be opening an exclusive company cafeteria that would sell items for $8.00 each
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hollywood actor Jason Momoa just shaved off his signature long mane all in the hopes of influencing people to use fewer single-use plastic items.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Droughts around the world have led to ancient discoveries as water levels recede and long-lost mysterious items are revealed.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 1:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge on Friday unsealed a more detailed list of items the FBI confiscated from Mar-a-Lago during an August 8 raid targeting former President Donald Trump.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 5:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local woman Grace Barton committed to reveal her most recent Target receipt to her husband by noon today, but when she submitted the document, almost every word and line item on the receipt was redacted with a thick black bar.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 11:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrat President Joe Biden has reportedly been told by Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) that he will need to dramatically scale back one of the top items included in his $3.5 trillion social spending bill.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump filed a lawsuit Monday seeking a detailed inventory and audit of the items seized in the FBI’s raid on Mar-a-Lago earlier this month.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 11:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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