10 Exciting Kids' Shows Coming Soon From The Daily Wire | Eastern North Carolina Now

Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans.

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    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans. Finally, young conservative patriots will have a place to go for enriching, intellectually stimulating entertainment.

    The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of exciting new shows coming soon to The Daily Wire's Bentkey:

  1. The Magic Homeschool Bus: An exciting daily episodic adventure through the strange world of homeschooling.
  2. Candace the Explorer: Forget Dora - this animated series will follow Candace Owens as she goes on fun adventures with Kanye West.
  3. Jeremy's Bluey:It's just like Bluey, but now with more patriotic American accents.
  4. Helix Sleep Mattress Adventure Force: Brought to you by the best night's sleep you'll ever have!
  5. Scooby-Jew: A fun animated show where Ben Shapiro & the gang solve mysteries using FACTS and LOGIC. Ruh-roh!
  6. Andrew Klavan's Reading Rainbow: Andrew Klavan reads his violent crime novels to kids. But don't take our word for it - bah-dah-DAH!
  7. Discussions on the Second Vatican Council over Cigars with Michael Knowles: A surefire hit with the kids, delivered entirely in Latin.
  8. Mr. Walsh's Neighborhood: This is just Matt Walsh sitting on his porch yelling, "WHAT IS A WOMAN?!" at frightened passersby.
  9. Hatchet Constable: A completely new, all-original show about a police officer who finds the perfect hatchet and then goes out to fight crime.
  10. Jordan Peterson Presents Kierkegaard And The Justification For Human Suffering Hour: Buckle up for adventure, Bucko!

    All that, plus much more to come!
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