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GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Witnesses claim the inaugural MMA training session for Twitter CEO Elon Musk began in confusion as UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre calmly explained to the world's richest man that no, mind-control flamethrower drones were not allowed in competitions.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 10:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of the media were left confused today after White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre deployed a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared in a cloud when questioned about Hunter Biden's incriminating text messages with a Chinese Communist operative.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who both is black and gay, declared she will no longer be answering questions from reporters during the press briefing.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 3:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New York Times reporter Michael Shear cornered White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and National Security Council spokesman John Kirby - during a Friday briefing - about the administration's handling of the ongoing crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy has been issued a restraining order after he asked a question of Karine Jean-Pierre in today's press conference.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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TV host Piers Morgan had a suggestion for all those people, including stars, who he said have been “whining about ‘the death of Twitter'” after Elon Musk took over the company.
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 3:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre struggled to answer questions Thursday about whether the U.S. southern border is secure after Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis sent 50 illegal immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 2:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brought out President Biden during Thursday's press briefing to demonstrate the president's new toddler leash.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House press pool grew frustrated today as new Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre responded to every question they asked with "I'm a gay, black immigrant."
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Karine Jean-Pierre turned heads on Thursday when she was declared Jen Psaki's successor. She is the nation's first gay black woman to fill the position, but author JK Rowling has said she always imagined the White House Press Secretary that way.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 9:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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East Carolina wrapped up a four-day retreat to the Outer Banks on Tuesday morning following three days of intense practice and extracurricular activities that included a fishing trip to Jennette's Pier and a hike up Jockey's Ridge.
Published: Thursday, October 10th, 2019 @ 4:05 pm
By: ECU Sports
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The FBI arrested a man from Modesto, California that they say was planning a Christmas terror attack in San Francisco, according to court documents.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2017 @ 11:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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In its short and profound history, Washington, DC has befcome one of the most important cities in the world. I enjoy searching for its fundamental beauty.
Published: Sunday, November 15th, 2009 @ 1:42 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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