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In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display while playing the board game Monopoly, Esau exchanged the highly coveted properties of Boardwalk and Park Place for a single bowl of Campbell's Soup.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 1:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After an exciting, hard-fought, back-and-forth gridiron battle between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs, the NFL proudly announced that the referees had been named MVP of the Super Bowl LVII.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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For many Panthers fans, Brian Burns not making the Pro Bowl last season felt like a snub.
Published: Sunday, June 13th, 2021 @ 10:36 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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"Comedian" Amy Schumer, fresh off her sort-of arrest during the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, took to Instagram late Friday to announce that she's joining Colin Kaepernick's cause, and "protesting" the NFL's decision to "blacklist" the former second-string quarterback.
Published: Monday, October 22nd, 2018 @ 9:29 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Governor Pat McCrory will be putting North Carolina turkey products on the line for Super Bowl 50. In a friendly wager with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper, Governor McCrory is offering to donate 50 cases of North Carolina turkey burgers and 50 cases of North Carolina turkey sausages to a...
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2016 @ 12:42 pm
By: McCrory Communications
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My favorite professional football team, the Carolina Panthers, have just defeated the Arizona Cardinals 49 to 15, and will be headed to the 50th Super Bowl.
Published: Monday, February 1st, 2016 @ 9:38 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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