Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“It’s amazing how long bad ideas take to die... I wonder how many more terror attacks will come about by incentivizing terror in this way?”
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 6:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Israel Defense Forces destroyed what it said were two large weapon depots belonging to the Iranian-backed Hezbollah terrorist organization inside Lebanon.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 1:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A man was reportedly robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday just outside of the arena for the Washington Wizards
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A U.S. drone strike killed multiple Iranian-backed terrorist leaders on Wednesday night in Baghdad, Iraq, according to initial reports.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 7:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When you're planning for the future, it's best to know the right places to invest and what you can rely on down the road. Surprising as it may be, depending on the United States federal government has not always gone well!
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said this week that Israel will no longer consider allowing the creation of a Palestinian state in any postwar scenario due to the unacceptable security risk that it would impose on the country.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 10:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Saturday, October 7, marked the single deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust, many calling it “Israel’s 9/11.”
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 10:37 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The United States and Israel have to target Iran if either hopes to curb terrorism that plagues the Middle East, according to Knesset member and former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Iran, the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism and the backers of the terrorist group Hezbollah in Lebanon, is reportedly speeding up its transfer of precision weapons to Hezbollah as Israel is rumored to be preparing for a war to protect itself in the north.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 3:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced the recipient of this year's Nobel Peace Prize will be Hamas, for their valiant efforts to release a few kidnapped children in exchange for several terrorists.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 2:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Shame on those pretending the massacre didn’t happen."
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 2:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas issued an impassioned plea at the U.N. this week, begging Western powers for aid to help hospitals in Gaza, which he says are running dangerously low on ammunition.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 11:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As reports began to come out that Israeli Defense Forces had discovered a Hamas weapons depot hidden in a Gaza children's hospital, a spokesman for Hamas was adamant that all of the AK-47s found in the hospital were for medicinal use only.
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 1:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you think getting a job as a Harvard University professor is unattainable? Think again! Though Harvard is among the most prestigious and highly regarded institutions of higher learning in the world, a teaching position might be within your grasp.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"This disgraceful resolution serves only one purpose: to try to tie Israel's hands and allow Hamas to continue its reign of terror.”
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hamas terrorists violated on Friday the temporary ceasefire agreement that was in effect with Israel that had allowed hostages to be returned to Israel in exchange for Israel releasing convicted Palestinian criminals.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 8:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli officer recounts firefight with Hamas during standoff at now-leveled police station
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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A 12-year-old hostage whose father was shot in front of his eyes by Hamas in the October 7 massacre was reportedly forced to watch videos of the massacre during his harrowing 51 days as a Hamas hostage.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 4:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning and inspiring display of leadership, President Joe Biden spoke with leaders of the terrorist organization Hamas to politely ask if they could maybe think about releasing some of their American hostages, potentially, if it was okay with them.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 12:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a complex world of international intrigue and shadowy conspiracies, who is to say what is right or wrong anymore? Are you a good guy, or a bad guy? WHO KNOWS!
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Iranian Minister of Cultural Heritage and Retired IRGC General Ezzatollah Zarghami said during an interview this week that he personally visited Hamas’ underground tunnels inside Gaza to teach them how to use Iranian rockets.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"We became their human shields. It's obvious that the IDF would not strike a place with 40,000 people in it."
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 6:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Iranian-backed terrorist group Hezbollah reportedly caused “heavy damage” to an Israeli military base on Monday after it launched a rocket and drone attack at the army base.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk‘s SpaceX made headway in the second test flight of its Starship rocket despite the demo on Saturday ending with explosions.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nir Barkat, the former mayor of Jerusalem from 2008-2018 and the current Israeli Minister of the Economy, made it clear that Israel was not just fighting for itself in its war against Hamas, but for the West against the onslaught of radical Islamic terrorism.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israel Defense Forces (IDF) launched precision airstrikes against Hezbollah terrorist targets in southern Lebanon over the weekend in response to what appears to be a continued gradual escalation of fighting along Israel’s northern border.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border continued to intensify, a new threat emerged, leading the Biden administration to warn the populace of the presence of a dangerous African immigrant sighted at the border.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WATCH: Tens Of Thousands Of Palestinians Escape Northern Gaza After Israel Opens Evacuation CorridorTens of thousands of people were seen escaping northern Gaza on Friday after the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) kept open an evacuation corridor to assist Palestinian civilians in moving to southern Gaza.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Thursday morning, National Security Council spokesman John Kirby said that starting today Israel will implement daily, four-hour humanitarian pauses in its attack on the terrorist group Hamas in Gaza.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 11:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CNN suspends all ties with Hassan Eslaiah, who was pictured kissing Hamas leadership
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 7:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israel Defense Forces (IDF) released new footage on Sunday showing its military obliterating top Hamas targets inside Gaza as its ground offensive to root out the Palestinian Islamic terrorist group enters roughly its tenth day.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo warned this week that the U.S. forcing Israel to agree to a ceasefire would be catastrophic because it would result in the deaths of more Israelis and Americans.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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