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At the time of the crash, the suspect was actually waiting for a jail bed.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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The staff of the New York Times spent the morning patiently waiting by the computer, waiting for the call from Hamas to see what the terrorists would like to have printed on the front page today.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation being nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sometimes the publisher does not have enough time in the day to do all that needs to be done.
Published: Sunday, August 23rd, 2015 @ 1:40 am
By: Bobby Tony
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