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From Nicki to Snoop, the wild world of Trump’s celebrity connections.
Published: Friday, November 28th, 2025 @ 4:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Disney CEO Bob Iger Reveals Why He Thinks ‘The Marvels’ Flopped, Admits They Made ‘Too Many’ SequelsDisney CEO Bob Iger shared his thoughts on why he believes the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) installment, “The Marvels,” was such a disappointment at the box office.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 11:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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The “Yellowstone” universe is growing after the highly-anticipated upcoming Season 5 comes to an end — with two more spinoffs of the series following Kevin Costner‘s departure from the Paramount show.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning act of mass delusion and cinematic stupidity, Americans have announced plans to keep pretending that Disney's animated 2013 film Frozen was somehow, in some universe, a better film than Disney's animated 2010 masterpiece Tangled.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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SpaceX CEO Elon Musk said during an interview this week that he has seen no evidence anywhere in the universe that suggests that aliens are real.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a massive technological breakthrough, the Galactic Empire has at last developed a door that doesn't simply open when you shoot the control panel with a blaster.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 7:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A promising new report has revealed that the Creator of the Universe will soon return with the keys of death and Hell to redeem the world for himself, wipe away every tear, and make all things new once again.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 10:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man wallowed in frustration today while wrestling with the idea that the Almighty God, Creator of the universe, with infinitely more wisdom than any human, could possibly have a different opinion than he has.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new map of the structure of the universe that over 150 researchers worked on reveals that the existing standard model of the universe may not be as well-supported as previously imagined.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Having gotten into a game of hide-and-seek with the omniscient God of the universe, Adam and Eve reported feeling confident that the Lord would never find them in their perfect hiding spot behind a tree.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Wrestler-turned-actor Dave Bautista (Batista in the WWE ring) told GQ Magazine that after playing the role of Drax the Destroyer for a decade, he was relieved to be waving goodbye to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe's ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity's best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Burton is not interested in working with Disney again because of a bad experience making “Dumbo,” plus some issues with the Marvel multiverse.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 9:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Global leaders are shaken after researchers uncovered a young Jewish man from Nazareth at the center of a dark plot to control the entire universe — which he also apparently created.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We get it. It's hard to read the divinely inspired word of the creator of the universe. He's so judgy! But, since your salvation might depend on it, you better get some great excuses ready to share on Judgment Day.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 1:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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There is a new telescope in town. The James Webb Space Telescope is going far, far away revealing secrets of the universe we have never seen before.
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 3:16 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Scientists who found a new way to ascertain the origins of Earth’s minerals and their diverse formations may have offered a path to discover whether life exists elsewhere in the universe.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 10:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), “something weird” is going on in the universe.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 3:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Researchers working on an experiment with carbon atoms found evidence that could suggest an alternate reality actually exists.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 9:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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At a donor event this week, President Biden tried his hand at focus group-tested insults, calling Trump the "Great MAGA King" to mixed reviews.
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A giant $10 billion space telescope is scheduled to be rocketed into space on December 22 with the hope that it will discover the universe’s origins and the first light that ever emanated in the universe, taking humanity back to the Big Bang.
Published: Friday, May 20th, 2022 @ 6:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A scandal broke this morning when an anonymous source leaked that Disney had artificially ballooned the weekend box office haul for Dr. Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness by including sales from throughout the multiverse in the final ticket count.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eyes of the nation on North Carolina as UNC and Duke battle for first time in NCAA tournament with historic stakes
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 3:26 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo was asked to cover up before a flight with American Airlines, according to the 29-year-old’s sister Aurora Culpo.
Published: Tuesday, February 8th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NC State Senator Jeff Jackson is living in an alternate universe.
Published: Tuesday, August 10th, 2021 @ 2:46 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A fascination with astronomy and the mysteries of the universe pushed Noah MacKay far beyond stargazing.
Published: Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021 @ 1:33 pm
By: ECU News Services
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CPAC afternoon session features the conservative universe.
Published: Wednesday, March 4th, 2020 @ 9:25 am
By: LifeZette
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On Space Exploration Day, we marvel at our country’s accomplishments in space, commemorate the 50th anniversary of the first lunar landing, and pledge to launch a new era of discovery and exploration of our universe.
Published: Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019 @ 11:01 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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If there's a universe in which lowering the cap on North Carolina's income tax rate amounts to a "tax cut only for the wealthy," our universe's rules of mathematics - and language - must not apply
Published: Thursday, August 23rd, 2018 @ 11:25 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Beaufort County Board of County Commissioners has managed recently to eclipse a long list of bad decisions.
Published: Friday, June 1st, 2018 @ 8:24 am
By: Hood Richardson
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On Friday, The New Yorker honed in on a serious threat to the lives of all New Yorkers: the arrival of Chick-Fil-A in their homey little corner of the universe.
Published: Sunday, April 15th, 2018 @ 9:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Let me see if I have this correct. The feminist have always attacked beauty contest as demeaning to women and now they have chosen a beauty contestant winner to represent them in their battle against the owner of a beauty contest.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2016 @ 9:13 am
By: Bobby Tony
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American higher education is a grand mess. But there is purpose in the apparent chaos of public universities; they are designed to protect free inquiry by equal citizens into the wide universe of subjects that concern a growing and vibrant country.
Published: Sunday, June 7th, 2015 @ 1:19 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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Mowing your lawn is usually a rather boring activity, but it does give you an (pretty much) uninterrupted opportunity to contemplate the great mysteries of the universe - or something.
Published: Saturday, July 7th, 2012 @ 11:33 am
By: Jim Bispo
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