'He Pointed At Me!' Yells God Excitedly As Batter Points To Sky After Home Run

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.86% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.14% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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'He Pointed At Me!' Yells God Excitedly As Batter Points To Sky After Home Run

Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    HEAVEN     The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.

    "The Lord was so stoked," said Michael the Archangel. "What a prime time shoutout!"

    According to sources, God Almighty had been watching the entire game in rapt suspense. "Nothing like America's pastime, is there Joan of Arc?" said Saint Peter. "What I would give to get down on that field, get an autograph or two. Man, those guys are so talented!"

    As the game reached the top of the eighth inning with the score tied, the Texas Rangers stepped up to the plate. "This is my favorite team, you guys - only ones who haven't desecrated the covenant," said Noah. "Whoa, whoa - that ball's got a chance! Aaand - it's gone! Aaaa!! He pointed at the Lord! Can you believe it?!?"

    At publishing time, God had reiterated his stance against interfering with sports games but admitted He was rooting pretty hard against the Yankees.

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