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According to sources, a local family has gathered for their annual tradition of putting up Christmas tree decorations that their mother will move to the correct spots immediately after everyone walks away.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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United States Representative Ilhan Omar woke up extra early Friday so she could rush downstairs to see what presents she got for the Global Day of Jihad before anyone else got up.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A devastating terror attack was prevented today through the heroic actions of a lone CIA analyst. Jack Ryan, the operative responsible for thwarting the plot, reportedly stopped the terrorist from carrying out his attack by putting his gun in lemon jello.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite a Christmas haul that included a $250 Marvel-themed "Sanctum Sanctorum" LEGO set, the long-range "NERF Ultra Pharoah Blaster" gun for $50, and an Xbox for $499, the most coveted gift among the children in the Coogan household this year was the wrapping paper tube
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local husband Terry McGerry was seen beaming with confidence as he waited in line at the department store checkout, having picked out the wrong Christmas present for his wife weeks earlier than usual.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 7:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Among the pagan-inspired customs of the Christmas season, there has come to be the ritualistic burning of the straw man.
Published: Sunday, December 27th, 2020 @ 10:18 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Morning broke again with a holy silence. It is hard to be anything but reverent when all around you is still.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2017 @ 1:52 am
By: Michele Rhem
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The weather at the rabbit patch is mild, though it is early winter. Today, I have a few windows up.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2017 @ 11:28 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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I seem to have a problem keeping watches, and I had a sudden ah-ha today that my problem began the Christmas I was eight years old.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 6:37 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Among the pagan-inspired customs of the Christmas season now appears to be the ritualistic burning of the straw man. Specifically, I refer to the traditional seasonal column by a sly journalist or political analyst asserting that the exchange of Christmas gifts is a major lose-lose for the economy.
Published: Monday, December 17th, 2012 @ 2:20 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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