Bobby Tony channels The Donald | Eastern NC Now

I need to work on that Comb over or Blow over, whatever the heck it is called.

    All the talk about the debates and the Republican candidates is premature for me. By the time, I have an opportunity to vote in a primary the field will be narrowed down considerably. It may even be over before my state weighs in.

    But I'm told I can make a difference in the battle by donating to a potential candidate. I have done that a few times and I still get emails form Arizona or Washington, DC asking for money.

    I decided to revisit the possible candidates, which has expanded since my satirical post a while back. Which one more closely fits my personality and approach to life.

• Blow hard
• Arrogant
• Loud mouth
• Argumentative
• Mean
• Hateful
• Egotistical
• Narcissistic
• Very Rich

    Boy that is a relief. For a second there I thought I was beginning to align with The Donald until I got to that last bullet point. I sure am glad I passed that test. That only leaves me to evaluate his solutions to the issues. If I understand this correctly, his solution is "Trust me, I will solve everything".

    Now if I could just stop those damn letters from John McCain asking me for money to support his Senate race in Arizona.

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