First Time Ever! Our Federal Government Has Been Petitioned From Beyond The Grave | Eastern North Carolina Now

    General George Washington has petitioned the Congress to change the name of Washington D.C. to, "Anything else ye damn well please".

    He went on to say...

    "I spent my life in service to this once great country and I no longer consider it an honor to have our capital named after me.

    Besides, my cohorts up here in heaven have begun to laugh at me every time the word "Washington" is mentioned on the news shows down there. Since ye now have the 24 Hour News Cycle, the guffaws are never ending.

    Sadly sleep is not needed up here. If we did sleep, I could get away from the ridicule for a wee bit. This being the case, the laughing and finger pointing never stops.

    Benjamin Franklin is the worst!"


    Authorities are baffled at how Ole George went about communicating with our 2017 11% Approval Rated Congress.

    A Senate Committee will begin holding hearings next week to get to the root of this strange phenomenon. Committee Hearings are a sure way to get to the bottom of any issue of importance...Or are they?

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella
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( February 21st, 2017 @ 12:02 am )
 
Actually I think the 30 percentile might be the people who are thinking they may not be lying all the time.
On the other hand, Trump may be dragging them up because people may be thinking they might be going to actually get something accomplished.
Or it could simply be that Harry Reid is gone.
( February 20th, 2017 @ 10:21 pm )
 
Actually Congress has a rating in the high 30 percentile now.

Must be the Trump effect, and I'm not talking about TDS. Maybe Trump is making congress look better, for good or ill.



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