I Must Come To The Defense Of Joe Biden! | Eastern North Carolina Now

I am coming to the defense of President Joe Biden because I have seen with my own eyes conclusive proof that he is a highly intelligent person!

Here is how my eyes got to see what they saw...

  • Last week I drove to Washington D.C. to see what’s going on.
  • I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and slithered my way into the Oval Office and started observing.
  • It did not take long before our New (but very old) President showed me how smart he really is.
  • The President has many advisors that we have never seen (and will never see).
  • One of his many No-See-‘Em Advisors laid an Executive Order in front of President Biden and showed him where to sign (which was really unnecessary because he knows where to sign Executive Orders by now).
  • President Biden usually signs Executive Orders without looking at them but on this occasion something told him to ask what this particular Executive Order was about.
  • He was told that this Executive Order was a mere formality because all Presidents have Official Presidential Soup Tasters and this Executive Order was simply to appoint his Official Presidential Soup Taster.
  • He seemed to start to lose interest and he said, “Oh yea, I know about the Soup Tasters”.
  • He was about to sign but, at the last moment, he said, “Who is my Official Presidential Soup Taster?”
  • The answer came back is soft tones, “Vice President Kamala Harris”.

This is where his Presidential Intelligence came through because his eyes lit up and he got a frightened look on his face and he then shouted, “No!”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


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( March 2nd, 2021 @ 10:21 am )
 
I loved this Alex. It was hilarious.

Please write more, because ... I know that I am not getting the full story through the Democratic Socialist Propagandist, and you are at least providing a reality of the Biden Administration's day to day that also can be funny since it is so real, but still so dark.



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