I Must Come To The Defense Of Joe Biden! | Eastern NC Now

I am coming to the defense of President Joe Biden because I have seen with my own eyes conclusive proof that he is a highly intelligent person!

Here is how my eyes got to see what they saw...

• Last week I drove to Washington D.C. to see what’s going on.
• I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and slithered my way into the Oval Office and started observing.
• It did not take long before our New (but very old) President showed me how smart he really is.
• The President has many advisors that we have never seen (and will never see).
• One of his many No-See-‘Em Advisors laid an Executive Order in front of President Biden and showed him where to sign (which was really unnecessary because he knows where to sign Executive Orders by now).
• President Biden usually signs Executive Orders without looking at them but on this occasion something told him to ask what this particular Executive Order was about.
• He was told that this Executive Order was a mere formality because all Presidents have Official Presidential Soup Tasters and this Executive Order was simply to appoint his Official Presidential Soup Taster.
• He seemed to start to lose interest and he said, “Oh yea, I know about the Soup Tasters”.
• He was about to sign but, at the last moment, he said, “Who is my Official Presidential Soup Taster?”
• The answer came back is soft tones, “Vice President Kamala Harris”.

This is where his Presidential Intelligence came through because his eyes lit up and he got a frightened look on his face and he then shouted, “No!”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella