10 Things Trump Says He'll Do Immediately Upon Taking Office | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    Trump is going to be president again! No, really! And when he takes office he's going to make America great and glorious again. For real this time! Over five hundred items are on the top of his day one list.

    Here are a few things he'll do when he's back behind the resolute desk:

  1. Adjust the height of the presidential chair: Trump is way taller than Sleepy Joe Biden.
  2. Sign an executive order banning blue shells in Mario Kart: Make Rainbow Road safe again!
  3. Permanently bring back the McRib: True patriots eat McRib all year round.
  4. Nominate Buffalo Guy for Secretary of State: May have trouble getting confirmed in the Senate.
  5. Declassify everything: Then have it all sent to Mar-a-Lago for safekeeping.
  6. Ban Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas": Not on his watch!
  7. Annex Bluey so it can officially be codified as part of American culture: Only then can we fight back against absent fathers.
  8. Start a weekly pickup basketball game with Kim Jong-un: Diplomacy!
  9. Appoint Ron DeSantis ambassador to the South Pole: Very important job.
  10. Save Ukraine: He'll start by blowing up all the onion-shaped domes on the Kremlin.


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In the most recent Midterms Election, the "Republican Red Wave" turned out to be a "Republican Red Ripple," which, as in all elections, confounded the political prognosticators of what to expect down the governing /political road: What, and who, do you think is best for this meandering Representative Republic in the near future?
  Because they know how to best allocate the public's money back to the right part of the public, the Democrats will NOW always prevail and get my vote.
  With patriotic pragmatism the cornerstone of the best of the Republican Party, they will ultimately save this Constitutional Republic from self-destruction.
  Since the Executive Branch is so important to turn this Representative Republic around, I am still on Team Trump in 2024.
  Since the nation may need a different path to Conservative patriotism in the Executive, I am joining Team DeSantis.
  Because I am entitled to take the government dole, the prevailing favoritism whenever possible, I will support any, and every Democrat candidate.
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( November 24th, 2022 @ 12:08 pm )
 
And please finish the Border Wall as fast as you can.
( November 24th, 2022 @ 6:49 am )
 
The democratic party had one agenda when winning the white house. Undo everything Trump did no matter the cost. Well its cost us our country. So yes, I'll vote Trump again, because no matter the arrogance of the man, he got this country great again and if people can set aside their personal feelings and vote to save our country, then TRUMP will be president.
Like him or not if you are honest with yourself, he did make this the greatest nation on earth while in office.

If DeSantis runs, then anyone's choice, just don't let what's happening now continue!
( November 23rd, 2022 @ 5:30 pm )
 
This is not at all funny. You like looney Biden ... You can't be sane. Maybe the shape things have gotten in is funny to you, not to the people who follow the comments from the world, when they see a crazy man in control. He, Biden, should be arrested for the nonsense he has caused. Not to mention his crazy staff.
( November 23rd, 2022 @ 5:42 pm )
 
Only person worse Adam Sh*t...



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