Batch Of Classified Documents Found On Walmart Clearance Shelf | Eastern North Carolina Now

Biden is once again embroiled in scandal after yet another box of his classified documents was found on the clearance shelf of a local Walmart.

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    SMYRNA, DE     Biden is once again embroiled in scandal after yet another box of his classified documents was found on the clearance shelf of a local Walmart.

    The top secret documents were seen next to a $1 clearance bin filled with DVDs of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's documentary on the Green New Deal.

    "The investigation into President Biden's misplacement of classified documents has reached a tipping point in which our agency is unable to cover for him by blaming Trump," said FBI spokesman Herf Derfler while agents hauled off boxes of classified documents from the location.

    "We're poring over security footage," continued Derfler, "While we cannot divulge much, we are seeing video evidence that Hunter Biden frequented this location to make random purchases of pseudoephedrine, ether, paint thinner, ammonia, drain cleaner, and batteries. Totally random buys."

    At publishing time, President Biden had made a visit to the local Walmart to assure citizens that the investigation of classified documents was over, then donned a Walmart vest and began greeting customers entering the store.
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( February 3rd, 2023 @ 9:37 am )
 
Two thing that are true here Pat: The Bidens are egregiously stupid, by far the most incredibly stupid administration in the modern history of this Republic, and ...

The Babylon Bee posts are straight satire, meant to make intelligent people laugh, and I do get a big laugh out of almost everyone posted here on ENC NOW.
Pat said:
( January 27th, 2023 @ 2:26 pm )
 
These Biden document stories are getting more far fetched.

Finding documents in Walmart tells me these are being planted. Conservatives are going to have much to atone for soon. These accusations are just bull crap.

The Bidens are not stupid and know security cameras are in all public stores.



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