Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump | Eastern NC Now

Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions

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Publisher's Note: This series of posts on this one issue - The Unprecedented FBI Raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate - can all be found here on ENC NOW.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions, but was "relieved" upon learning that it was just a possible misdemeanor allegedly committed by Trump years ago.

    "Oh, the president who's being indicted for sleazy deals and financial crimes is - it's Trump? Well, that's a relief!" he told reporters. "Whew! I tell you what folks - say, is Jackie here? Where's Jackie? She said she was gonna be here."

    "Well, anyway." He then stared off into space for a while. "Uh, I heard there was gonna be chocolate chip ice cream here. That's why I came. Where's Trump? I'll beat him in a push-up contest right now. When I'm president, he'll be in jail, I'm telling you the truth here. Honest to God, folks."

    At publishing time, Hunter Biden had called his dad to make sure he was OK but was similarly relieved that the justice system was just going after Trump.

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Was it a judicious ploy for Joe Biden's FBI to execute the unprecedented raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate?
  Yes; the Cheneys despise this former Republican president, and for good reason ... so they say.
  No; never has a former president been treated with this level of vindictive abuse by those temporarily in power.
  Who cares? It's Trump.
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Considering what many of the most revered legal experts of this age consider a political persecution by the infamous and ignoble New York District Attorney Alvan Bragg: Should the historic, unprecedented indictment of 45th President Donald Trump be considered as a benefit, or a liability to the sustainability of OUR Constitutional Republic?
  Liability, our nation is in peril, as we are losing our "Rule of Law" integrity.
  Benefit, losing our "Rule of Law" integrity is secondary to destroying Donald Trump.
  I mostly worry about losing my Tik Tok.
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