President Biden expressed his support for African American history at a kick-off celebration for Black History Month by telling those gathered he believes black history is just as important as normal people history.
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bold pledge, a local family has announced it will accomplish all of its Christmas gift shopping early this year, despite the fact that they will, once again, all be scrambling to stores at 5 P.M. on Christmas Eve later this year.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of YouHistory was made today as the guy weaving in and out of traffic ahead of you on the freeway was awarded an impressive 1st place trophy after he arrived at the offramp a full 15 seconds before all the other cars he impatiently swerved around.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hopes for a quick and easy transaction for billionaire-inventor-entrepreneur Elon Musk's purchase of the popular social media platform Twitter were dashed today as it was revealed Musk's ATM would only allow him to withdraw $200 at a time.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 1:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The economy is in the toilet! What will you do? Relax! This is nothing to worry about. We're all just transitioning to a brighter future together!
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you trying to break a coffee addiction? Have no fear, the self-help experts at the Babylon Bee are here! We assembled our research team and found the top 7 ways to wean yourself off coffee:
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Biden was seen outside a gas station this afternoon yelling at the big price sign to lower its prices.
Published: Wednesday, June 29th, 2022 @ 5:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Excitement across the nation has reached a fever pitch as the famed Powerball Lottery jackpot reached the staggering sum of two tanks of gas.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christopher Henderson is a civil rights hero who participated in the famous Woolworth sit ins in Greensboro North Carolina.
Published: Monday, May 25th, 2020 @ 12:25 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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California is still out of control.
Published: Sunday, December 8th, 2019 @ 10:18 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Nina Davuluri, Miss America 2014, challenged East Carolina University students to celebrate their diversity – whatever that may be – and to be accepting of others.
Published: Monday, November 3rd, 2014 @ 7:32 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Two weeks after the start of the 2014-15 fiscal year, the North Carolina House and Senate still haven't reached an agreement on adjusting the state budget.
Published: Thursday, July 17th, 2014 @ 1:49 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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