In 2023, it seemed that a war against women was happening. Roe v. Wade was repealed after 50 years of precedent. Governors and Legislatures across the country put the clamps on abortion.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 2:33 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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As we prepare to turn the page on another year, we are reminded we are a year older.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 9:31 am
By: Tom Campbell
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In an unsurprising discovery, local boomer Susan Leigh's iPhone photo album was revealed to be exclusively made up of accidental screenshots.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A TestU.S. — The federal government quickly reminded everyone that the emergency alert telling everyone to run for their lives from invading arachnids was merely a test.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man suffered from an embarrassing "boomer" moment today, as Gandalf the Gray experienced great difficulty remembering the password to unlock the Doors of Durin at the West-gate Moria.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Don't look now, but your library may have gone WOKE! That's right, the place you used to feel was safe for your kids to read, learn, and get shushed by old ladies could now be a den of indoctrination.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It’s not just young people who are getting screwed by the current economy.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Seven students completed the natural hair care specialist program at Beaufort County Community College.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:44 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Young people won’t remember this, but there was a day not that long ago when our modems went from being able to handle 14.4 Kbps (thousands of bits per second) of data to 28.8 Kbps.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 8:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Described as a "QAnon-tinged thriller about child-trafficking"
Published: Monday, July 10th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Think you’re retiring? Think again.
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 8:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Baby Boomer generation stretched from 1946 to 1964. That means members are now 59 to 77 years old, and nearly 10,000 Boomers reach retirement age — 65 — each day.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 7:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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In the days following Tucker Carlson's unexpected ouster from Fox News, millions of calls were placed by frustrated and confused boomers to younger relatives for directions on how to change the channel.
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The airline industry in the United States will see a worsening pilot shortage in the coming years as airmen retire and insufficient numbers of trainees are available to replace them, experts told members of the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee on Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 1:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Economic volatility over the past year has severely impacted retirement savings, with more than half of households falling short of the savings trajectory needed to retire at their desired level.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local Gen Z girl Katniss Smith spent over 2 hours today painstakingly eliminating all capital letters and punctuation from various texts and social media posts to make it appear like she wasn't trying too hard.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Values have been thrown out by some
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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When Jalen Hurts tied SB LVII on a crashing two-point conversion late in the fourth quarter, he completed the first Octopus in Super Bow
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: The Correspondent
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North Carolina is facing a showdown of the ages. Demographers tell us our state is getting older and while the changes may look subtle, they are significant.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:30 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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A Morning Consult survey released this week showed a declining pride in the United States of America among demographics, specifically revealing that a small number of Generation Z adults were proud to live in America.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After offering the public unvarnished views of dramatic scenes during the House speaker vote last week, C-SPAN could regain control of cameras in the House chamber thanks to a new amendment being offered by a Republican lawmaker.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 7:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Top Republican strategist Karl Rove, now a Fox News contributor, said during a segment this week that the U.S. has been governed by the “boomer” generation for nearly 32 years, and that now is the time for fresh leadership on both sides of the aisle.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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two Republicans weaned away from GOP to caucus with Democrats
Published: Saturday, December 31st, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: John Steed
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Having heard about his boldness in standing up for the pro-life cause, local boomer Susan Levitt asked for help today downloading some music from that nice "Ye" fellow.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 6:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chinese communist dictator Xi Jinping threatened Democrat President Joe Biden during a meeting between the two world leaders on Monday night, saying that the U.S. “will get burned” if it assists an independent Taiwan.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 4:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On 06/10/2022, Investigators with the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office Drug Unit arrested Kenneth Earl Pritchard, 37 years of age, of 290 Coy Road in Washington and Jada Boomer, 27 years of age, of 21 Camel Drive in Washington.
Published: Saturday, June 18th, 2022 @ 7:32 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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According to sources on the International Space Station, a sudden message appeared to astronauts stationed aboard the satellite as it passed over Texas recently.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 1:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina is neither a red state, nor blue. It is increasingly becoming a gray state. In 1960 our state’s median age was 25.5 years.
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 10:05 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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U.S.—A Twitter account called "ConservativesofTikTok" made its debut over the weekend, racking up thousands of followers and retweets.
Published: Friday, April 29th, 2022 @ 5:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jack Orchard called his son over the weekend and left a voicemail on his phone when he didn't answer.
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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