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With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Attendees at this weekend's popular Renaissance Faire kept with the spirit of the event by not wearing deodorant or taking a shower before donning heavy tunics and cloaks in the 90-plus degree weather.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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April 30 – May 6 is Hurricane Preparedness Week
Published: Sunday, May 21st, 2023 @ 3:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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Raising a libertarian child can be tough, especially since they see your authority as totally illegitimate and say things like "AM I BEING DETAINED?" when you tell them to clean their room.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beaufort County Community College always strives to remember the “community” in its name.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 9:10 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Debating a Libertarian can be tough because they do their research and the smell of bong water can be very distracting.
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.
Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 1:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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San Diego Comic-Con returned for an in-person event for the first time since 2019 and boy, was it worth the wait! There were celebrities, movie announcements, and random strangers in furry costumes! YEAH!
Published: Wednesday, July 27th, 2022 @ 1:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Proctor & Gamble has released a brand new maximum-strength version of its popular Febreze air freshener product designed to combat the intense odor of bedrooms occupied by Jr. High-aged boys.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Father's Day is fast approaching. If you want to support the patriarchy you're going to pony up the cash to honor your father or he'll think you don't care! Manly gifts only!
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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May 1-7 is Hurricane Preparedness Week
Published: Sunday, May 8th, 2022 @ 10:21 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Benzene detected- classified as a human carcinogen
Published: Friday, November 26th, 2021 @ 5:06 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Urges North Carolinians to update emergency plans and kits and to Know Your Zone
Published: Wednesday, May 12th, 2021 @ 6:35 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Governor Roy Cooper has proclaimed May 3-9 Hurricane Preparedness Week in North Carolina and reminded residents that now is the time to prepare for the 2020 hurricane season.
Published: Tuesday, May 5th, 2020 @ 2:05 pm
By: Governor's Office
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As North Carolina works to rebuild from past storms, Governor Roy Cooper today urged North Carolinians to take steps now to get ready for the next hurricane season.
Published: Saturday, May 18th, 2019 @ 6:40 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Somehow, school started back with its' routine - and somehow I did it all again.
Published: Tuesday, January 8th, 2019 @ 5:08 am
By: Michele Rhem
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To encourage North Carolinians to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season, Governor Roy Cooper today proclaimed May 13-19, 2018 as Hurricane Preparedness Week
Published: Monday, May 14th, 2018 @ 5:00 pm
By: Governor's Office
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With many communities still recovering from Hurricane Matthew, Governor Roy Cooper today reminded North Carolinians to get ready for another hurricane season.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2017 @ 9:10 am
By: Governor's Office
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As North Carolinians begin making summer plans, Governor Pat McCrory has declared May 15-21 as Hurricane Preparedness Week to remind residents to update their emergency plans and supply kits. Hurricane season officially begins June 1 and runs through November
Published: Wednesday, May 18th, 2016 @ 11:00 pm
By: McCrory Communications
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The Automatic External Defibrilators (AEDs) donated by Vidant Health have now been deployed throughout campus. The AEDs will improve our ability to provide assistance in medical emergencies.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2016 @ 5:12 am
By: Barbara Tansey
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Memorial Day weekend is North Carolina's unofficial kickoff to summer, but it also marks the beginning of hurricane season. Governor Pat McCrory has declared May 24-30, 2015 as Hurricane Preparedness Week and is encouraging residents to update their emergency plans and supply kits. Hurricane...
Published: Friday, May 22nd, 2015 @ 7:33 pm
By: Chris Downey
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While many think of Memorial Day weekend as the beginning of summer, Governor Pat McCrory is reminding residents that it is also the kickoff of Hurricane Preparedness Week. The governor is encouraging everyone to update their emergency plans and supply kits. Hurricane season officially begins June 1
Published: Monday, May 26th, 2014 @ 3:27 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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