11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl | Eastern NC Now

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    Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.

    Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:

    "I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good." - Classic.

    "Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured." - Awwwww yeah!

    "Hello, I am wearing deodorant." - This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.

    "When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation." - Romantic!

    "Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you." - Groan.

    "Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal love for you. Almost." - The government doesn't have the right to define or license your love!

    "I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!" - Get it? No? Ok...

    "How about you and I go somewhere quieter and listen to my podcast?" - It's getting serious.

    "I must be an artificially inflated dollar, cause I'm falling for you." - You can never compare your feelings to irresponsible economic policies enough.

    "Taxation is theft. Wanna make out?" - Works every single time.

    "Please hang out with me. I'm extremely lonely." - Maybe you should just be honest.