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With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.
Published: Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Greed and personal desires take precedent over fiscal responsibility.
Published: Monday, February 17th, 2025 @ 10:00 am
By: Dave Hudson
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President Biden carved a few minutes out of his completely wide-open schedule Wednesday to address the nation about his decision to step away from the presidential race, citing his desire to spend more time at home sniffing friends and family.
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 2:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband, apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hunter Biden’s public statement on Wednesday may have been designed to sway public sentiment in his favor, but according to at least one MSNBC guest, his “dramatic public relations effort” may not have the desired impact.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 1:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden has suddenly expressed a desire to meet his four-year-old granddaughter, Navy Joan Roberts, after refusing to even acknowledge the child’s existence until last Friday’s afternoon news dump.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 11:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When challenged to explain why he has been unable to fulfill a campaign promise to crack down on drilling for oil and gas, President Joe Biden said the courts stormed in and ruined his plans.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House acknowledged that UFOs flying around training ranges have made an “impact” on pilots, fueling a desire to “get to the bottom of it.”
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 9:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ANAHEIM, CA — The owner of a local Chinese restaurant announced his retirement today, expressing his desire to step away from the daily grind and take the opportunity to spend far less time with his family.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Economic volatility over the past year has severely impacted retirement savings, with more than half of households falling short of the savings trajectory needed to retire at their desired level.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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If any three men have been most outspoken in their desire for peace between Ukraine and Russia, it has been former President Donald J. Trump, the Vicar of Christ Pope Francis, and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Young workers in Western nations are leaving their jobs at increasing levels over a desire to work for companies they believe are committed to fighting climate change.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Like a homeowner who sees evidence of termites on the windowsill, the RNC has finally woken up to the election integrity crisis, years after Democrats systematically began hollowing out safeguards ensuring that our elections be limited to legal voters only.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Disney CEO Bob Iger remarked during a town hall event with employees that he desires to advance social causes in a more subdued fashion after the entertainment conglomerate publicly battled Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis earlier this year.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Saturday, President Joe Biden displayed his so-called decency and desire for unity by calling a group of anti-socialist protesters outside his rally “idiots.”
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 7:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local father of three Kirk Watson once again exploited his children's insatiable desire for fast food to get himself some McDonald's, say sources.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 2:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Younger men who either don’t want or fear having children, no longer confident that the women in their life can abort their babies because of the SCOTUS decision overturning Roe v. Wade, are surging in their desire for vasectomies.
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 4:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Gov. Cooper’s desire for building 8 gigawatts (GW) of offshore wind in North Carolina would have severe impacts on our electricity bills
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The results of a CNN poll revealed that 52% of Americans are in favor of abolishing the nation's Democratic Republic in favor of a monarchy ruled by an Ultra MAGA King.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local woman Laura Berretta is now burning with an overwhelming urge to be ravished by her husband as he was finally crowned Elden Lord, ruler of The Lands Between.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ben Thompson has been called by the Holy Spirit to do the exact thing he wanted to do all along. In a stunning series of coincidences, Thompson found that every desire of his heart is in direct accordance with what the Holy Spirit was leading him to.
Published: Thursday, May 5th, 2022 @ 3:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The recent Civitas School Choice Poll highlights the growing popularity of school choice in North Carolina and the public’s desire for expanded educational options.
Published: Saturday, February 19th, 2022 @ 12:56 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The spirit, soul and body of this nation is intrinsically linked to its creator. The wisdom and the spirit of this nation was not derived from men, but rather by God who desires for us to live free and safe in a world where all the joys and struggles of life can be successfully navigated by...
Published: Wednesday, February 16th, 2022 @ 11:39 am
By: John Woodard
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After nearly two years of resolutions representing a desired result to make Beaufort County citizens more safe in their government's buildings, this process is finally moving toward full fruition.
Published: Monday, January 17th, 2022 @ 8:58 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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North Korea desires a return to nuclear talks — after sanctions are removed on several items, including liquor and suits for regime officials.
Published: Thursday, October 14th, 2021 @ 7:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Christian Penister’s admiration for his childhood dentist and desire to provide care for the underserved led him to dentistry.
Published: Sunday, August 1st, 2021 @ 10:57 am
By: ECU News Services
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Following a bilateral meeting with Guatemalan President Giammattei, and in light of the U.S. desire to partner with Guatemala to address the economic, governance, and security conditions influencing out-migration, Vice President Harris announces the following
Published: Wednesday, June 16th, 2021 @ 8:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Biden administration has been clear that the United States desires a relationship with Russia that is stable and predictable.
Published: Thursday, April 15th, 2021 @ 9:02 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Joy Pullmann of the Federalist highlights the political Left’s response to the latest developments in President Trump’s bout with COVID-19.
Published: Saturday, October 17th, 2020 @ 8:52 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The strategic partnership between the United States and Iraq is based on a mutual desire for security and prosperity.
Published: Friday, August 21st, 2020 @ 11:05 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Four COVID-19 outbreaks reported last week at UNC Chapel Hill won’t shut down the flagship university campus. Yet.
Published: Wednesday, August 19th, 2020 @ 10:00 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Have you had enough of the far Leftist insanity of the Democratic Socialists, their Fake News propagandists, and their fabulously rich tech oligarchs, who possess the evil spirit to desire to own your communicative soul through constant digital intrusions?
Published: Saturday, June 20th, 2020 @ 12:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As faithful people, we must make sure that what we pursue on this Earth does not consume and destroy us
Published: Thursday, October 24th, 2019 @ 6:46 am
By: LifeZette
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A grown, fully-autonomous adult who has an unwanted same-sex attraction and who willingly seeks out information on how to curtail that desire without any outside pressure whatsoever will not be allowed to do so on Amazon's platform, which has now banned several books on therapy for such people.
Published: Wednesday, July 10th, 2019 @ 9:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"The experts said getting more than 20% of the vote in a 17 person race was nearly impossible. Tonight's victory is the next step in the process of my desire to be their voice in Washington D.C."
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2019 @ 10:48 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Interestingly, several of these authors aren't Brits. As you consider reading some of these mysteries, I strongly recommend you start with the first in a series to enjoy the character development.
Published: Wednesday, August 1st, 2018 @ 7:06 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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The May 16 teacher gathering in Raleigh is inspired by teacher demonstrations in other states and is energized by the desire of public school advocacy groups to weaken Republican control of the General Assembly
Published: Monday, May 14th, 2018 @ 8:55 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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North Korea’s desire to meet to discuss denuclearization – while suspending all ballistic missile and nuclear testing – is evidence that President Trump’s strategy to isolate the Kim regime is working
Published: Saturday, March 10th, 2018 @ 12:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Thursday, President Trump signaled his desire for tariffs on steel and aluminum, tweeting out that America’s domestic industries were being outflanked by foreign production
Published: Friday, March 2nd, 2018 @ 2:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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