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Mrs. Amy Huitema Kelder, age 89, a resident of Washington, NC died Saturday December 27, 2025, at her home with family by her side.
Published: Monday, December 29th, 2025 @ 9:02 am
By: Announcements
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and they want to stop ICE from deporting these freedloaders
Published: Saturday, October 18th, 2025 @ 10:12 am
By: John Steed
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"This is his decision."
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2024 @ 2:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Best-selling author and political commentator Douglas Murray published a column on Friday in The New York Post in which he outlined the way Hamas uses children and the elderly as tools in their war against Israel.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 8:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Israeli-American man who was shot and taken captive by Hamas terrorists on October 7 is now dead, according to the community he was kidnapped from in Israel.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an unexpected move, First Baptist Church of Gastonia has scored a tremendous coup for next spring's local church softball league by signing superstar outfielder/pitcher Shohei Otani to a lucrative 10-year, $600 million contract.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Often First Line of Defense Against Elder Financial Exploitation and Fraud
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:29 am
By: ENC NOW
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A solar energy company recently awarded $3 billion by the Biden administration has been accused of scamming elderly people, and Republican leaders in the House and Senate are now asking the Energy Department to provide more details about the deal.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 9:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the Jews" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The nation rejoiced yesterday as smoke rose from the White House, indicating the elderly President has survived yet another year.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a desperate bid to stop First Baptist Church from voting on hideous new carpet, local elder Gary McCord took matters into his own hands and pulled the church's fire alarm.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pfizer commercial promotes getting both shots at once.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elder is the fourth long-shot Republican candidate to drop out of the 2024 presidential race.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hamas leader Isamil Haniyeh called for Palestinian civilians to die in Israel’s strikes against Hamas terrorists inside of Gaza.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate??
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to be more sensitive to modern churchgoers, the elders at the Reformed church in Fallbrook decided to spice things up during their worship service by playing some more modern, hip music from the early twentieth century.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Conservative talk show host Larry Elder announced Thursday night that he is launching a bid for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Two elderly pro-life advocates were reportedly attacked by an unidentified male in front of a Planned Parenthood in Baltimore, Maryland, on Friday, leaving one victim hospitalized for a fractured bone in his face.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 12:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden kicked off the first day of “World Elder Abuse Awareness Month” by tripping on what appeared to be a flat surface at the Air Force Academy’s graduation ceremony.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 4:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Shortly after the loss of blue Twitter checkmarks, an elderly man named "Joe" was caught impersonating the President of the United States.
Published: Sunday, May 21st, 2023 @ 3:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An elderly Arizona rancher accused of shooting and killing an illegal immigrant from Mexico trespassing on his property has pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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First lady Dr. Jill Biden scorned the prospect of her husband, President Joe Biden, taking a competency test for elderly politicians.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to church elders, member Dylan Behrens absolutely nailed the pitch pipe solo while performing song leader duties Sunday. The veteran song leader approached the pulpit with his Sacred Selections hymn book in hand and then proceeded to shred the pitch pipe for 5 seconds.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite having faithfully shepherded his congregation for twelve years, local Pastor Reagan Johnson has been removed from his post after a concerned congregant notified the elder board of his failing to have "Husband. Father. Pastor." in his bio on Twitter.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested and charged with first-degree and third-degree murder in connection to the double-homicide of her elderly parents.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 3:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative commentator Larry Elder said there’s a “strong possibility” he would add his name to the list of GOP presidential candidates running in 2024.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 9:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative commentator Larry Elder joined country music legend John Rich and retired neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson in purchasing a bank meant to safeguard customers from the modern financial system’s tendency to censor and cancel dissidents.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elders at the church in Corinth assembled their flock ahead of the Lord's day, excited to read a letter that had been delivered on behalf of the Apostle Paul.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The man admits to "firing a warning shot" and then shooting the elderly woman by accident.
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 9:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Yankees outfielder Aaron Judge has hit his 62nd home run, setting the American League single-season record for someone with a normal-sized head.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I share with you a piece I wrote for my blog, www.aVirtualChurch.com about care for the mentally ill. Since this piece was written some things about serving the mental health needs of North Carolina have changed, some have not.
Published: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022 @ 7:30 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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President Joe Biden one time single-handedly helped an elderly lady take down a Wilmington gang and lower the crime rate: For real. Not a joke.
Published: Saturday, September 10th, 2022 @ 10:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While today's churches seem to have tons of positions and pastors for everything, in the Bible, there are only a few church offices outlined: elder, deacon, and sound guy.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 76-year-old pro-life woman who was arrested and fined for silently praying outside an abortion clinic in Liverpool has had her penalty dismissed.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 2:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative Larry Elder posted a meme Tuesday to his verified Instagram account highlighting left-wing media figures and politicos who push racial politics and are romantically partnered with white people.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative radio talk show host Larry Elder pointed out the media shift between the Buffalo shooting in which 10 people were killed and the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas, in which 19 children were killed on Tuesday.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 7:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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After a 1-1 week that saw plenty of goals scored, the East Carolina women's lacrosse team had three players honored, including Nicole LeGar earning AAC Midfielder of the Week honors.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 10:02 am
By: ECU Sports
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An elderly Asian woman who was attacked in November by a man who allegedly hit her in the head repeatedly with a rock has passed away, her family said.
Published: Sunday, March 6th, 2022 @ 9:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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At one point, polls showed the odds of recalling California Gov. Gavin Newsom looked 50-50. It was at that point that the scared, embattled governor sent out a mayday call to Hollywood and to Democratic outsiders, including former President Barack Obama.
Published: Friday, November 5th, 2021 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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