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Newly unsealed records reveal Credit Suisse didn’t just hide Nazi gold—it fueled the "ratlines" that helped the SS vanish into Argentina.
Published: Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 @ 4:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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The government sought to control every thought, every word, every breath.
Published: Wednesday, December 10th, 2025 @ 7:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Judge is facing two federal felonies
Published: Monday, April 28th, 2025 @ 5:10 pm
By: John Steed
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As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WATCH: Tens Of Thousands Of Palestinians Escape Northern Gaza After Israel Opens Evacuation CorridorTens of thousands of people were seen escaping northern Gaza on Friday after the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) kept open an evacuation corridor to assist Palestinian civilians in moving to southern Gaza.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden is America's First Idiot President, and my words here are not in any way hyperbolic, instead, my declaration of truth are, at a minimum, simply my wee cry in the wilderness of petty political correctness.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 11:40 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has repeatedly urged civilians inside northern Gaza to evacuate immediately as it prepares to start a ground offensive in response to more than 1,300 Israelis who were murdered by Palestinian terrorists with Hamas.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A convicted killer who escaped from a Pennsylvania prison last month has been captured after nearly two weeks on the run, according to law enforcement.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 9:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A massive fire, fueled by strong winds from a nearby hurricane, has engulfed the historic Hawaiian town of Lahaina on the island of Maui.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mysterious masked vigilantes who previously called the sewers of Manhattan their home have fled the city in protest because of new restrictions on pizza ovens mandated by the Department of Environmental Protection.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Republican California lawmaker warned families to escape from the Golden State after legislators advanced a bill on Tuesday that would accuse parents of child abuse if they refuse to “affirm” their children’s so-called gender identity.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 7:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Developing countries are seeking to reduce their dependence on the American dollar as the global reserve currency, some of which are instead turning to the Chinese yuan as the communist nation fosters a growing role for itself in the international economy.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Having purchased a standing mixer for his wife last month, local man Jared Simmons has found himself unable to escape a virtual blitzkrieg of standing mixer advertisements.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 5:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being freed from slavery by the God of Abraham, witnessing 10 terrible plagues against Pharaoh, and walking across the Red Sea on dry ground to escape from Egypt's army, Kemuel son of Bahram, of the tribe of Benjamin, is demanding to be brought back to die in Egypt
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 5:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following yet another pile of evidence suggesting coronavirus escaped from a lab in Wuhan, the remorseful People's Republic of China tried sending over another "We're Sorry For Creating COVID" balloon to their friends in America.
Published: Sunday, March 5th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after hours of productive work, family time, and spiritual sensitivity. Reports say that while brushing his teeth, he visited Twitter, barely saving him from a sense of calm and well-being lasting into bedtime.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to several sources, CNN has reached out to President Joe Biden for a consultation on how to make up stories and still escape being branded as deceptive.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A man cooperating with federal drug agents after local law enforcement busted him transporting enough fentanyl to kill 25 million people managed to escape authorities and is now considered a fugitive.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an effort to escape the wrath of a weaponized federal government, supporters of former president Donald Trump are placing Biden signs in their yards with the hope that it will cause the FBI to pass over their houses.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 10:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hospital treatments killing people
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 7:47 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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It was reported this week that Russia has found both biological AND chemical laboratories in Ukraine. What other horrible scare tactic did they have planned for us? Dr. Fauci would be the most likely person to know. Perhaps he does, but he is trying to escape the heat by tendering his...
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 5:44 am
By: Connie Hanna
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If you haven't noticed, the current Federal government has managed to confine you in an almost escape proof box.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 12:07 am
By: John W. LaCava
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After a steady exodus of people fleeing to Texas to escape oppression under Governor Gavin Newsom's rule, there has been a sudden outcry for a return to the ‘coastal paradise' amid rising temperatures in the Lone Star State.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Three teenagers were arrested in Australia after climbing a fence to escape a COVID-19 quarantine compound in the middle of the night.
Published: Friday, July 8th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Law enforcement officials in Seattle arrested a burglar on Wednesday after he accidentally shot himself in the head while trying to flee the scene of a home that he allegedly broke into.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 9:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing.
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2022 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lyrics that said if they tried to escape, “If you try you'll die Mr. Bigley style,” referencing Kenneth Bigley, beheaded in 2004 by head of the Al-Qaeda terror network in Iraq.
Published: Tuesday, April 12th, 2022 @ 8:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Writers for The Babylon Bee, currently inmates in Twitter Jail, are attempting to slowly tunnel their way out of their cells, according to an exposé by Dateline NBC. The dangerous inmates have allegedly concealed their escape tunnel behind a poster of their longtime crush Gina Carano.
Published: Sunday, March 27th, 2022 @ 8:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After federal prosecutors requested a less harsh sentence for a man in Minneapolis who set a pawn shop afire during the George Floyd riots in 2020, causing one man to die, the fire-setter escaped a murder charge.
Published: Wednesday, February 9th, 2022 @ 7:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Top U.S. and British scientists reportedly thought that SARS-CoV-2, the coronavirus that causes COVID-19, likely escaped from a laboratory in Wuhan, China
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 10:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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The re-election campaign of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) released new shirts this week mocking leftists for coming to the state of Florida to escape restrictive coronavirus lockdown measures in their own states.
Published: Thursday, January 13th, 2022 @ 9:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rodney Scott, the former chief of the United States Border Patrol, spoke out on the Biden administration and immigration policies during a Fox News interview, saying that the border is significantly less safe under the current administration than it was under the previous administration.
Published: Sunday, November 28th, 2021 @ 8:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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check the alternatives
Published: Saturday, November 27th, 2021 @ 8:07 am
By: John Steed
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Disgraced Rochester Mayor Lovely Warren, a Democrat from New York, agreed to a plea deal on Monday, allowing Warren to bypass trial on numerous charges and escape any potential prison time.
Published: Tuesday, November 16th, 2021 @ 2:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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numerous incidents of bus hijackings lead to migrant escapes
Published: Thursday, September 23rd, 2021 @ 11:46 am
By: John Steed
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Vicky Ward, speaking on her podcast “’Chasing Ghislaine,” stated that Maxwell wanted to “escape” from Epstein in the 2000s and thus used Clinton to do so.
Published: Monday, August 9th, 2021 @ 6:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The nation’s federal prison system is in hot water again, this time for security failures that allow inmates to escape undetected.
Published: Friday, June 18th, 2021 @ 11:14 pm
By: Judicial Watch
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Nathanael Blake writes for the Federalist about people who can’t escape the trappings of COVID-19 lockdowns.
Published: Sunday, May 23rd, 2021 @ 11:28 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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