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The U.S. men’s hockey team can win gold, but it can't make critics happy.
Published: Thursday, March 19th, 2026 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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New year wishes
Published: Thursday, January 1st, 2026 @ 7:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Trump administration is opening up seven additional lease areas for oil drilling in the Gulf of America.
Published: Friday, November 28th, 2025 @ 4:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. — A dorky journalist experienced the thrill of a lifetime this past week, having finally been included for the first time ever in a group text.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sheriff Scott Hammonds and the staff of the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office wish you a safe and Happy New Year.
Published: Thursday, January 2nd, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: ENC NOW
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Bidenomics at work
Published: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024 @ 2:04 pm
By: John Steed
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Happy Anniversary America !! This year, 2011, celebrates 218 years since the British signed the Treaty of Paris in 1783, formally abandoning any claims to the United States.
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Diane Rufino
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No sooner had the sun gone down Christmas day than everyone started greeting you with “Happy New Year.” But will 2024 be happy?
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 9:49 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Upon witnessing the unbridled joy that comes with being treated for Hepatitis B, local man Mark Stanton has set his hopes on one day achieving that same level of happiness.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After learning that President Joe Biden had declined the traditional Super Bowl Sunday interview offered by CBS News, former President Donald Trump announced that he would be happy to step in and give an interview in Biden’s place.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 4:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sources across the country indicated that with the joyous start of the Kwanzaa season, white liberals all over the nation began wishing each other a happy Kwanzaa.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Now for the resolutions ... on second thought, forget the resolutions, and rather ...
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 3:47 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Happiness through religious and moral teachings
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 7:34 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Nihad Awad, the executive director of CAIR, said during a speech late last month that he was happy to see the people of Gaza “breaking the siege” on October 7, when Hamas launched an unprecedented terrorist attack against Israel.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Unhinged terror has cast its evil shadow upon the quaint northern Portland neighborhood of Portsmouth in response to reports that several locals dressed up as a stable, happy, middle-class family.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A friend gave us an insulated mug with a clever cartoon saying, “Happy Hallothanksmus.”
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 4:48 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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With the world's attention focused on Middle Eastern religious butchering, Russia prepares to deliver the coup de grace to the Bidens' primary dollar laundering Kiev facility with a shattering Winter offensive.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Riggs will have to defend the seat in 2024.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:59 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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After reports surfaced that employees at The Tonight Show were occasionally criticized by boss Jimmy Fallon, millions of Americans have come forward saying that they too have experienced a boss being occasionally unhappy.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today marks 100 days of the Washington Housing Authority refusal to comply with mandatory Freedom of Information Act request.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:00 am
By: Gary Ceres
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LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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They see as a move towards a surveillance society
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 3:49 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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An eventful Tuesday in Miami saw former President Donald Trump jump from being arraigned in a classified documents case brought by special counsel Jack Smith to greeting supporters at a Cuban restaurant who sang “Happy Birthday” to him.
Published: Monday, July 3rd, 2023 @ 6:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Wanda Sykes isn’t happy with her longtime friend and colleague Dave Chappelle making jokes about transgender people.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Americans can expect lower tax returns this year, a phenomenon which comes as inflation and broader economic volatility continue to rattle household finances.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 6:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Joe Biden seeks to launch his 2024 campaign, Democrats in key states like Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, and Iowa aren’t too happy…
Published: Friday, May 12th, 2023 @ 12:56 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Happy Women’s History Month! With just eight days to go in March, men have dominated the month meant to celebrate the fairer sex around the globe.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 11:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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While testifying on Capitol Hill, TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew repeatedly warned members of Congress that any decision to ban the app would allow children to grow up to become functional, happy adults.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 7:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tensions rose between a local couple today after a woman texted her husband to ask him to pick up a mobile Target order for her on his way home from work, to which he replied "Ok." Reports indicated she was not at all happy with the tone of his "Ok" response.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While college campuses are obsessing over “safe spaces” and diversity, equity, and inclusion, one professor noticed that students are becoming less happy and much angrier.
Published: Saturday, March 25th, 2023 @ 7:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Most students are happy to get one degree. Some strive for two. Travis DeMercurio is working toward three. The Beaufort County Early College High School (BCECHS) student and future pilot has fueled up his skills with sports, part-time jobs, and numerous student organizations.
Published: Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 @ 5:59 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Despite happy talk from the Biden administration, the country remains economically weak
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:12 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Disney World’s iconic Splash Mountain ride just went on its final run, and some people are not happy about it.
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 9:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Eat bugs and be happy
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 7:21 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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President Joe Biden appeared to forget the name of Martin Luther King Jr.’s daughter-in-law while singing “Happy Birthday” to her on Monday while speaking at a left-wing event.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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World Economic Forum President Børge Brende personally invited John the Baptist to speak at their annual meeting Tuesday after uncovering his propensity for eating disgusting bugs and owning nothing while being happy.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Gov. Roy Cooper has announced that he will appoint progressive attorney Allison Riggs to the North Carolina Court of Appeal. Riggs will complete the term of Richard Dietz, who won election to the North Carolina Supreme Court last November as part of a Republican sweep of statewide judicial elections
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 11:27 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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