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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, September 20th, 2025 @ 9:12 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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In what has become one of the city's most cherished traditions, San Francisco residents gathered this evening for the ceremonial lighting of the giant crack pipe.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 8:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year once again…but is it really? With stores putting out their Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year, it's easy for some people to get swept up in the yuletide cheer way too much and way too soon.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden is reportedly on course to not be charged in the federal investigation into his retention of classified documents while out of office.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 10:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With Christmas just around the corner, Mayor London Breed of San Francisco encouraged residents to get their shoplifting done early this year.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A female student-athlete reportedly had two of her teeth knocked out during a high school field hockey game last week after a shot struck by an opposing male player deflected off a teammate’s stick and caused the facial injury.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Walt Disney Company unveiled plans for a more authentic California Adventure theme park this week which features an authentic homeless campsite.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 12:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a last-ditch effort to stop Californians from moving in and ruining their state, Texans have resorted to putting up billboards in California telling everyone how terrible Texas is and how they probably should just stay in California.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Roland Jerome Beavers, age 84, a resident of Vanceboro, NC, passed away Friday, October 20, 2023, at ECU Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 11:29 am
By: Announcements
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smoking gun on Biden family corruption
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 3:55 pm
By: John Steed
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Biden responded "No comment" to a reporter's question about the destructive, deadly Maui fires as he was leaving his much-needed vacation in Delaware over the weekend.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 5:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden posed for photos yesterday on his Delaware beach trip in an effort to distract the public from mounting scandals involving his participation in international backroom bribery deals.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden on Sunday told reporters that even though he was at his Rehoboth Beach house, he was not actually on “vacation.”
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 11:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A spokesperson for President Joe Biden said that when Biden arrived in Maui — nearly two weeks after wildfires swept through western Maui — one of his priorities would be to make sure residents were aware that he had “been there since day one.”
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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First Lady (and real doctor) Jill Biden has confirmed she tested positive for COVID-19 after conducting her own extensive diagnostic assessment, which included hitting herself on the forehead with one of those rubber knee hammer things.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden avoided dining with world leaders again this week after while attending a NATO event in Vilnius, Lithuania.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the actors' strike threatening to halt filming, the producers of Snow White decided to replace the dwarves with seven people chosen at random from a San Francisco homeless camp.
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 9:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Durham report reveals inconvenient facts about the Trump-Russia investigation and lies told by CNN, the cable news station elected to purchase a large excavator that will help them bury the report altogether.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 2:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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America is in freefall. Cities are crumbling, with open drug abuse and homeless everywhere, overdose deaths are soaring, there’s a mental health epidemic, and then there are the crises, oh the crises: the border, the federal debt, lack of affordable housing, flat-out unaffordable health care.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden laughed over the weekend when asked what his thoughts were on the crisis on the U.S. southern border, claiming that the situation was “much better” than people thought.
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 1:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A resident of New York City's financial district spoke to reporters this week to express his consternation about commuters neglecting the city's premiere transportation infrastructure.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden made it official early Tuesday: He will run for reelection in 2024, despite the fact that he would be 86 at the end of a second term in the White House.
Published: Wednesday, April 26th, 2023 @ 2:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Reports are flying in of an event that sounds too crazy to be true. In an absolute highlight of his week, local man Jobert Philipps ate a burger alone in the peace and quiet of his car.
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration admitted this week that more than 1,100 pages of vice presidential records were located at President Joe Biden’s former office at a think tank in Washington, D.C.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 8:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Key members of Congress have been granted access to classified documents found at locations linked to President Joe Biden, former President Donald Trump, and former Vice President Mike Pence, according to multiple reports on Tuesday.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 11:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to reports, hundreds of thousands of people have fled California in recent years, citing minor annoyances like aggressive homeless people, increased violent crime, and crippling taxes.
Published: Wednesday, April 5th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The National Archives told Congress its staff obtained nine boxes of materials from the Boston office of a personal attorney to President Joe Biden.
Published: Friday, March 17th, 2023 @ 7:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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