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"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
Published: Sunday, January 25th, 2026 @ 11:19 pm By: Daily Wire
"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
 
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 2:18 am By: Daily Wire
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
 
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
 
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
 
So, the U.S. Secret Service over the weekend found a little baggie of cocaine in the White House (insert your own Hunter Biden jokes here).
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 7:47 am By: Daily Wire
So, the U.S. Secret Service over the weekend found a little baggie of cocaine in the White House (insert your own Hunter Biden jokes here).
 
Wanda Sykes isn’t happy with her longtime friend and colleague Dave Chappelle making jokes about transgender people.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:02 pm By: Daily Wire
Wanda Sykes isn’t happy with her longtime friend and colleague Dave Chappelle making jokes about transgender people.
 
It appears that President Joe Biden has outdone himself — and not in a good way.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 9:47 pm By: Daily Wire
It appears that President Joe Biden has outdone himself — and not in a good way.
 
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:50 am By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
 
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 7:50 am By: Daily Wire
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
 
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 1:57 pm By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
 
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am By: Babylon Bee
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
 
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 12:31 am By: Babylon Bee
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
 
Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
 
Tim Allen said the “saddest thing in the world” to him is that comedic greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin would not be able to tell jokes in 2022 because of the political climate.
Tim Allen said the “saddest thing in the world” to him is that comedic greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin would not be able to tell jokes in 2022 because of the political climate.
 
Triggered trade show attendees should not hold their breath waiting for The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro to apologize for his very existence, the political podcaster told his vast audience Friday.
Triggered trade show attendees should not hold their breath waiting for The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro to apologize for his very existence, the political podcaster told his vast audience Friday.
 
Last week, Politico reported that comedian Dave Chappelle’s old high school, the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Georgetown, quietly canceled a fundraiser featuring “The Closer” comedian after students complained about jokes he made regarding transgender individuals.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 11:25 am By: Daily Wire
Last week, Politico reported that comedian Dave Chappelle’s old high school, the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Georgetown, quietly canceled a fundraiser featuring “The Closer” comedian after students complained about jokes he made regarding transgender individuals.
 
In a tearful apology last night, beloved political pundit Jimmy Kimmel apologized to the nation for allowing comedian Dana Carvey on his show to tell funny jokes.
Published: Tuesday, July 26th, 2022 @ 12:13 am By: Babylon Bee
In a tearful apology last night, beloved political pundit Jimmy Kimmel apologized to the nation for allowing comedian Dana Carvey on his show to tell funny jokes.
 
Comedian Jon Stewart defended his friend Dave Chappelle this week over allegations that the latter is transphobic, following several jokes he told in his latest standup special, “The Closer.”
Published: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022 @ 5:22 pm By: Daily Wire
Comedian Jon Stewart defended his friend Dave Chappelle this week over allegations that the latter is transphobic, following several jokes he told in his latest standup special, “The Closer.”
 
Well, [latest Marvel movie] is out, and if there's something we can say about it, it's that it's a movie where things happen, heroes punch bad guys, and sometimes there are jokes.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 3:44 pm By: Babylon Bee
Well, [latest Marvel movie] is out, and if there's something we can say about it, it's that it's a movie where things happen, heroes punch bad guys, and sometimes there are jokes.
 
The man accused of attacking comedian Dave Chappelle earlier this month during a live performance at the Hollywood Bowl claims that he was “triggered” by Chappelle’s jokes.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 4:18 pm By: Daily Wire
The man accused of attacking comedian Dave Chappelle earlier this month during a live performance at the Hollywood Bowl claims that he was “triggered” by Chappelle’s jokes.
 
After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you can now get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.
Published: Wednesday, March 30th, 2022 @ 2:59 pm By: Babylon Bee
After an eventful Oscars ceremony in which Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock over a quip about his wife's hair, comedienne Amy Schumer became horrified by the realization you can now get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.
 
"Jokes are funny because of their proximity to the truth, not their distance from it," said Seth Dillon, CEO of Babylon Bee
"Jokes are funny because of their proximity to the truth, not their distance from it," said Seth Dillon, CEO of Babylon Bee
 
Comedian Shane Gillis performed standup at a New York City club mere days after NBC's "Saturday Night Live" cut the newly-named cast member from the sketch show for past offensive jokes.
Comedian Shane Gillis performed standup at a New York City club mere days after NBC's "Saturday Night Live" cut the newly-named cast member from the sketch show for past offensive jokes.
 
A series of very funny jokes sent to my friend Spencer Aycock.
A series of very funny jokes sent to my friend Spencer Aycock.
 
Comedy has always been in the eye of the beholder, and every generation has their favorites. But it was not always a big money maker for the comedians. Many labored away in small clubs and the Catskills telling their stories and jokes to largely small crowds.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2017 @ 10:02 am By: Bobby Tony
Comedy has always been in the eye of the beholder, and every generation has their favorites. But it was not always a big money maker for the comedians. Many labored away in small clubs and the Catskills telling their stories and jokes to largely small crowds.
 
I take no responsibility for this post.It was forwarded to me in an email by another disillusioned patriot, but I want to be fair and balanced. I offer it for consideration as a new poll.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2016 @ 11:29 am By: Bobby Tony
I take no responsibility for this post.It was forwarded to me in an email by another disillusioned patriot, but I want to be fair and balanced. I offer it for consideration as a new poll.
 
Frankly, I and personal assistant, Trixie, are tired of the slow process of getting published.
Published: Sunday, August 23rd, 2015 @ 7:27 am By: Ted McDonald
Frankly, I and personal assistant, Trixie, are tired of the slow process of getting published.
 
I have put very little thought into this so do not take it too seriously
Published: Monday, August 3rd, 2015 @ 10:40 am By: Bobby Tony
I have put very little thought into this so do not take it too seriously
 
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
 
It’s just a joke, not a deep political analysis, I did not even make this up, I stole it
Published: Tuesday, July 28th, 2015 @ 3:45 pm By: Bobby Tony
It’s just a joke, not a deep political analysis, I did not even make this up, I stole it
 
With the November elections just around the corner, late night television comedians are cranking up the political jokes. How far public opinion might swayed by the humor targeting politicians is the subject of a new book by East Carolina University political science professors Jody Baumgartner and J
With the November elections just around the corner, late night television comedians are cranking up the political jokes. How far public opinion might swayed by the humor targeting politicians is the subject of a new book by East Carolina University political science professors Jody Baumgartner and J
 
"Earlier today, George W. Bush said he has one goal for these debates. He wants to show the American people that he's presidentiamable." -David Letterman
"Earlier today, George W. Bush said he has one goal for these debates. He wants to show the American people that he's presidentiamable." -David Letterman
 
Jokes about "Polacks" have always been tasteless and silly. Based on the latest international test scores, trying to get a laugh today by portraying Polish people as ignorant or dumb is a good way to identify yourself as, well, ignorant or dumb.
Jokes about "Polacks" have always been tasteless and silly. Based on the latest international test scores, trying to get a laugh today by portraying Polish people as ignorant or dumb is a good way to identify yourself as, well, ignorant or dumb.
 
Here we have a variety of Golf Stories, tales and cartoons that may tickle your fancy if you are an avid golfer, or to just remind you why you no longer play.
Published: Monday, May 7th, 2012 @ 3:16 pm By: Gene Scarborough
Here we have a variety of Golf Stories, tales and cartoons that may tickle your fancy if you are an avid golfer, or to just remind you why you no longer play.
 
A story about Jihadists and other sundry silly rib-ticklers.
A story about Jihadists and other sundry silly rib-ticklers.
 
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
 
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
Lawyer Rufino has supplied our funnybones with a bit of sustenance for one our favorite subjects: the plight, or is it blight, of lawyers.
 

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