Capitalists and communists have been at each other's throats for years — but why? Aren't they, deep down, all just the same? To find out, we recruited a team of expert political scientists to explain the key differences between these two ideologies so we can feel smarter.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 10:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Polar Express has officially won the title of "Best Christmas Movie" amongst deranged, psychotic serial killers.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As news dropped that former President Donald Trump was facing a third federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that no American citizen is above the law they only selectively enforce.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) said that the island nation of Taiwan is not where it needs to be in terms of having the capabilities that it needs to repel an invasion from communist China.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a stunning development, Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced an immediate and total surrender after he received word that the United States had airdropped a tactical team of Nashville Police officers into the battlefield.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump is planning to publish a new book revealing the personal correspondence he’s received over the years from celebrities and world leaders.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former Clinton adviser Dick Morris claimed on Sunday that any chance President Joe Biden had at reelection in 2024 had effectively been cut off at the knees by the still-unfolding classified document scandal.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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A U.S. Space Force unit has been launched in South Korea as the nation seeks to increase its ability to monitor threats from North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un and others in the region.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 8:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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Trump is going to be president again! No, really! And when he takes office he's going to make America great and glorious again.
Published: Wednesday, November 23rd, 2022 @ 2:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. and South Korea fired several missiles late on Tuesday in responses to North Korea’s provocation earlier this week in firing a ballistic missile over Japan.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 7:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Vice President Kamala Harris (D) faced mockery Thursday over a series of events that unfolded during her trip to South Korea.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 6:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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You can tell a lot about a person by which character they use in Super Smash Bros.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Some things about Donald Trump are common knowledge. For example, he's everyone's favorite President of the United States. Duh! But you may be surprised to find there are many things you still don't know!
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If not it is near the top
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 9:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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America’s decaying status in the Middle East
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 12:11 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Conservative comedian and commentator Steven Crowder thought he’d try to expose the utter absurdity of modern academia — and it only took him a few months to do it.
Published: Tuesday, March 29th, 2022 @ 8:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I watched the comedy mostly out of morbid curiosity, with so much news devoted to the alleged North Korean hacking attack on Sony Films. To be honest, I did not expect much.
Published: Friday, January 14th, 2022 @ 9:07 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Tacitus understood: If you want peace, prepare for war.
Published: Friday, January 22nd, 2021 @ 9:46 am
By: LifeZette
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Maybe the USA Media and Kim Jong-un should read Trump's 1987 book The Art of The Deal
Published: Thursday, February 28th, 2019 @ 7:51 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Together, we are building a safe, strong, and proud America.
Published: Friday, January 25th, 2019 @ 11:01 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Most boys of my generation got into a few schoolyard skirmishes. In my generation the men teachers were generally World War II veterans. Whatever the reason for the skirmish it was usually resolved with a handshake. That was part of the character building that teachers of that
Published: Monday, August 13th, 2018 @ 5:46 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Democrats and the mainstream media continued to destroy any remaining credibility they have left with their recent hysteria surrounding the debate on illegal immigration as they pushed lie after lie in their attempts to emotionally manipulate voters
Published: Saturday, June 30th, 2018 @ 11:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta, best known for his role as a provocateur in the press pool, interrupted the historic summit between President Donald Trump and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un by shouting questions at the president.
Published: Tuesday, June 19th, 2018 @ 12:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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As you all know, President Trump is deeply committed to our veterans. These brave men and women have given so much to our country and deserve our absolute best, which is why this President is fighting for reform and accountability at the VA.
Published: Friday, May 18th, 2018 @ 8:03 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The President just finished rolling out new actions and proposals to drive down prescription drug prices for all Americans. The current situation is unacceptable, and fixing high drug prices is a top priority for the President.
Published: Monday, May 14th, 2018 @ 8:21 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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My fellow Americans: Today, I want to update the world on our efforts to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.
Published: Wednesday, May 9th, 2018 @ 3:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Today, President Trump welcomed the heroic crew and passengers of Southwest Flight 1380 to the White House.
Published: Thursday, May 3rd, 2018 @ 2:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump and Prime Minister Abe of Japan before restricted bilateral meeting.
Published: Thursday, April 19th, 2018 @ 3:59 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Press Briefing by NEC Director and Assistant to the President for Economic Policy Larry Kudlow and NSC Senior Director for Asian Affairs Matthew Pottinger on the Official Working Visit of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan
Published: Thursday, April 19th, 2018 @ 10:53 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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As we rebuild America's strength and confidence at home, we are also restoring our strength and standing abroad..
Published: Thursday, March 15th, 2018 @ 1:42 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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We are once again seeing strong evidence that the American Dream is back and real under President Trump's leadership. Based on today's jobs report, the President's economic policies of historic tax cuts and deregulation are working.
Published: Sunday, March 11th, 2018 @ 5:38 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Today South Korean National Security Advisor Chung Eui-Yong meet with Donald Trump
Published: Friday, March 9th, 2018 @ 11:35 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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