A veritable litany of sage advice pours forth from the stands at every Little League baseball game, but some nuggets of wisdom rise above the rest.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"The player is reported to be more than 6 feet tall with facial hair."
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 11:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Electronic Arts announced the cover star for next year's Madden game will be none other than the yellow penalty flag referees like to throw at the slightest opportunity.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 8:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Life was a lot simpler before video games came along. Remember when kids could play all day and build real memories that didn't involve a screen? Those were the days.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple men who identify as women took the floor in a women’s college volleyball game in Ontario, Canada, last month, according to reporting from conservative outlet Rebel News.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 9:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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While America still has a long way to go before being properly rife with diversity, equity, and inclusion in every part of society, today marks a big step in the right direction.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 7:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An NFL game almost became watchable today, but was saved at the last moment by veteran referee John Ross.
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 5:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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First Lady Jill Biden posted the dancing video on social media.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 9:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Video sweepstakes owner No Limit Games urges North Carolina's second-highest court to reject a request from top state law enforcement officials. The officials want the court to block a lower court order favoring the sweepstakes company.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A middle school student with a "bad stomach ache" was too sick to attend school this week but felt just well enough to spend hours and hours playing video games.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NeartherRealm Studios announced that their newest installment in the popular Mortal Kombat franchise, aptly titled Mortal Kombat 1, will reveal that all fatalities are the product of man-made climate change.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Surprise, surprise — wokeness has spread far beyond our own galaxy. With the long-awaited release of Starfield, the science fiction action-role-playing game from Bethesda, hardcore gamers will now be forced to play a game that crams a big steaming pile of WOKE down their throats every time they play
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A unanimous N.C. Court of Appeals panel has ruled a video game called Ocean Fish King falls under the state's ban against video sweepstakes.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump attended the annual Iowa-Iowa State rivalry football game on Saturday, where security wedged Trump through large crowds of fans chanting “U-S-A.”
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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In the middle of what would eventually be a 9-3 drubbing against the Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals announcers spent hours searching for new ways to spice up the broadcast by talking about anything other than the game going on in front of them.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of patience and self-control, local husband, Mark Elgin, endured an excruciating evening as he watched his beloved wife, Sarah, repeatedly send her Mario character plummeting into the same lava pit 597 consecutive times.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU students learn a lot, enjoy volunteering at World Games
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 1:30 am
By: ECU News Services
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A submersible carrying five people that went missing during a voyage to the Titanic wreckage in the Atlantic Ocean is a cramped vessel called the Titan that is piloted by a video game controller and sealed by more than a dozen bolts.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Having reported, discussed and written about North Carolina for 58 years I increasingly find myself responding to happenings by asking the question, “What’s your end game? What are you trying to accomplish?
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 8:44 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Cotton candy vendor Rowan Milton patiently bided his time until the most important play of the game before positioning himself squarely in front of all the fans in section 207.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Terror has rocked a small Moblin treehouse community after Gary L., a beloved Moblin relaxing by the campfire was slain by a wandering psychopath.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gov. Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday to prevent Link, the hero of Hyrule, from wearing the female clothing of the Gerudo people.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 7:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A mysterious new virus is forcing millions of people around the world to call in sick to work today, according to sources.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There’s going to be another “Game of Thrones” spinoff coming to television.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 4:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of several NHL players refusing to wear pride-themed attire, the league is reportedly considering shelving Pride night events at its games.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 12:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In honor of Trans Visibility Week, Crystal Dynamics' next installment of the beloved Tomb Raider franchise will reportedly replace treasure hunter Lara Croft with transgender TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 2:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Frustrated gamers across the world had yet to finish even downloading the latest Call Of Duty installment when yet another game, Call of Duty: WWII Black Ops Modern Warfare 17, was released.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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