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Hey, you! Are you struggling with a porn addiction? Not good! We certainly wouldn't know anything about that. We've never looked at porn, not even one time.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 10:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Have you ever been tempted to glance at a barely dressed woman when you're at the gym? Stop it, weakling! Women everywhere are trying to get you to stare at them so they can shame you on TikTok. Don't let this happen to you!
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It can be hard to bother voting, especially when every election that hasn't gone your way has been rigged. But don't give up; you can do plenty to keep our elections safe and fair.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey there, person! Are you still using electricity? We all know electricity makes the earth cry, which is why California recently banned it altogether.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WNBA games are the last place on earth where a person can safely social distance, say infectious disease experts.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's important for kids to read because it nurtures their imagination and will help them understand important concepts like the political background in the world of Dune—or why socialism fails every time it's tried.
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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