Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent shivers down the spines of Chicagoans as she revealed her spine-tingling costume: none other than herself. The city was left stunned and slightly perplexed as the mayor emerged in what can only be described as the most bone-chilling Halloween costume
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) is begging Texas Governor Greg Abbott to not send any more illegal aliens to the Windy City — despite the fact that just two years ago she signed measures “strengthening” Chicago’s status as a sanctuary city.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — As institutions for higher education search for new ways to expand the skills and knowledge offered to students, Harvard University has announced its new instructor, former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, will be teaching a class
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has begun lecturing Harvard University students on the importance of catching "raw, wriggly, delicious fishes so tasty sweet, yes good precious" amid sharp political divisions, and rising misinformation.
Published: Friday, November 10th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago’s new Mayor Brandon Johnson might actually be worse than his predecessor Lori Lightfoot. At least she provided comic relief as the city went into decay. With Johnson, all you get is a lecture about the importance of policing speech, not the streets.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new text alert system aims to warn Chicago residents of future “teen takeovers.” This most recent “teen takeover” occurred last weekend, in which Chicago youth wreaked havoc throughout the city, committing a litany of crimes including shootings, arson, theft, and assault.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 5:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Vice President Kamala Harris was honored with an honorary degree from America's premier clown college Wednesday for her hard work clowning around the nation's capital. Harris joins a pantheon of great American clowns such as Lori Lightfoot and John Wayne Gacy.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Millions of people left major cities in the United States between 2020 and 2022, years dominated by government lockdown policies and elevated crime rates, according to an analysis released last week by the Economic Innovation Group.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Walmart announced the closure of four stores in Chicago, Illinois, on Tuesday due to poor performance at the locations, a move that also occurs as the city sees worsening crime rates.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 10:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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Cook County Commissioner Brandon Johnson was elected on Tuesday as the next mayor of Chicago, defeating moderate rival and former Chicago Public Schools CEO Paul Vallas to succeed the incumbent Lori Lightfoot.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 5:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of her stinging defeat in Chicago’s mayoral election, Mayor Lori Lightfoot once again cited her race and gender to complain.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 1:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot failed to win reelection, city officials honored her legacy of skyrocketing crime rates with a 21-murder salute.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 10:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot lost her bid for reelection this week in what Lightfoot and other critics are calling a blatant example of the rampant murderphobia that still exists among residents of the city.
Published: Sunday, March 5th, 2023 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After suffering a humiliating defeat in Chicago's mayoral election, Lori Lightfoot blamed her stunning loss on "those tricksy hobbitses."
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was slammed after video showed her dancing in the street in Chicago’s Lunar New Year parade Sunday.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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New York City Nursing Strike
Published: Friday, January 13th, 2023 @ 11:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Colorado Gov. Jared Polis has agreed to stop busing migrants to New York City or Chicago following a letter from New York City Mayor Eric Adams and Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot demanding an end to the practice.
Published: Thursday, January 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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The city of San Francisco is offering a monthly stimulus program exclusively for transgender residents.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Construction came to a halt at the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago after a noose was reportedly found in the foundation on Thursday. The center, located in Jackson Park on the city’s South Side, will be home to former President Barack Obama’s presidential library and museum.
Published: Sunday, November 20th, 2022 @ 2:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a boost for morale, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) is shelling out $5,000 for the winner of a city-wide karaoke contest. The prize comes as crime is surging in the Windy City.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Lori Lightfoot and J.B. Pritzker created a very expensive enemy.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 11:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Citadel CEO Ken Griffin revealed on Tuesday that he moved from Illinois to Florida after a senior colleague was robbed at gunpoint during a coffee run in Chicago, while another was attacked without provocation by a “random lunatic.”
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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A bus of migrants from Texas arrived near the Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C., on Thursday, where Vice President Kamala Harris and second gentleman Douglas Emhoff live.
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 3:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) has certainly flung the Left into a tizzy this week, but not solely because he sent 50 illegal aliens to Martha’s Vineyard. The real reason for Democrat hysteria is that DeSantis’ move is the newest sign that the GOP is starting to wield government power.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 7:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) said Wednesday his administration bussed the first group of migrants north to Chicago in response to the border crisis that has overwhelmed Texan communities.
Published: Tuesday, September 13th, 2022 @ 11:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and the Chief Medical Advisor to President Biden, claimed on Sunday that critics do not like him because those critics “deny reality.”
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 10:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Chicago Department of Public Health warned attendees of the Lollapalooza music festival to test their recreational drugs for fentanyl.
Published: Wednesday, August 10th, 2022 @ 11:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Today, the White House and U.S. Department of Treasury are hosting a White House Summit on Building Lasting Eviction Prevention Reform.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Conservative Larry Elder posted a meme Tuesday to his verified Instagram account highlighting left-wing media figures and politicos who push racial politics and are romantically partnered with white people.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Wednesday, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, who has been conducting a war of words with members of the largest local police union for some time and had filed a lawsuit against the union in October over her vaccine mandate, dropped the lawsuit.
Published: Friday, July 8th, 2022 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki took a shot at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) during Tuesday’s press briefing over remarks that Ocasio-Cortez made about organized retail theft incidents that have plagued several major Democrat-controlled cities in recent weeks.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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The love is gone for Democrat Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago — at least from some members of the first union to endorse her in 2019.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Cook County judge on Monday told Chicago leaders that they cannot force police officers to be vaccinated by year end, emphasizing that you can’t “undo a vaccine” and “meaningful arbitration” must commence.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 10:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The texts that Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot — who has been harshly criticized for her leadership as her city descends further into chaos — sent over more than two and a half years with city aldermen have been revealed.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 1:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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