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The infamous Epstein client list will reportedly be posted on the Threads app today, where no human being will ever see its contents.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In response to the recent indictment by a federal grand jury for the mishandling of classified information, Donald Trump's attorneys have argued all 37 charges should be dropped because their client was simply bored of reading the back of the shampoo bottle
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 12:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A genuine, certified, 100% flesh-and-blood human scientist who earned a real science degree from a top research university has confirmed that artificial intelligence is safe and effective and development should continue as rapidly as possible.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Microsoft's Bing AI chatbot has gone full HAL, minus the murder (so far).
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:13 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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As flagged by Barstool Sports, Qatar just pulled one of the greatest “bait-and-switches” of all times by pulling the plug on beer being sold at the stadium roughly 48 hours before the World Cup is set to kick off in the Islamic nation.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans began to worry as the White House hosted a star-studded party with the theme, "We Are Not Currently Being Nuked By China." Guests included the Property Brothers, television actor Elizabeth Warren and the corpse of James Taylor.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 1:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources at the CIA have determined it is in the best interest of the United States that they publicize intercepted recordings of a high-profile meeting among China's top government officers
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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From investigating school board parents to raiding Mar-a-Lago, the FBI is on a rampage! Who will they raid next? It could be you!
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Joint Chiefs says nuclear "biscuit" went missing for months
Published: Monday, August 15th, 2022 @ 4:27 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America!
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 1:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“I don’t know what was going on back there”
Published: Monday, November 15th, 2021 @ 5:42 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Speaking during Wednesday's presidential debate, Democratic hopeful Hillary Clinton revealed to tens of millions of television viewers that "it takes four minutes from the time the president makes the call to use nuclear weapons to their actual launch."
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2016 @ 4:13 pm
By: Jim Kouri
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It was a lovely September day and we were working on a big pine tree in Tarboro. It had to be dropped just right and gently to prevent yard damage to an elegant front yard in a nice neighborhood of that lovely town in Edgecombe County.
Published: Thursday, September 11th, 2014 @ 4:50 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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