In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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First son Hunter Biden has taken up residence in the White House in order to duck process servers sent by his baby mama, according to author and journalist Miranda Devine.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After falling into the depths of certain toasted doom, Pop Tart returned in power and glory to the land of the living as the newly minted "Pop Tart the White".
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump on Monday endorsed three people to run the Republican National Committee (RNC) following reports of the current chairwoman, Ronna McDaniel, leaving the post after the GOP South Carolina presidential primary, set for February 24.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A judge ruled Monday that the divorce case of Nathan Wade, who is the special prosecutor in the Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis’ racketeering and election interference case against former President Donald Trump, be made public.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 11:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former NC Supreme Court justice and current candidate for governor, Mike Morgan, took a seemingly uncharacteristic swipe at his primary opponent, Democrat Josh Stein, on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:43 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The Democratic Party has officially nominated the toppled National Christmas Tree for President of the United States.
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Formerly in production for Daily Wire's Bentkey video service, an upcoming remake of The Little Mermaid starring Candance Owens has quietly been canceled.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis called on former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley this week to publicly state whether she would accept a vice presidential nomination from former President Donald Trump, should he win the GOP primary nomination.
Published: Thursday, January 11th, 2024 @ 10:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 9:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former congressional candidate, Pastor Mark Harris, a Republican, announced Tuesday morning that he will make a third try for Congress, despite the controversial 2018 election that saw Harris’ victory overturned due to allegations of ballot fraud.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:54 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Violent riots erupted in Ireland’s capital Dublin Thursday night after four people, including three children, were injured in a stabbing attack earlier in the day.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 11:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new peer-reviewed thesis has made a compelling argument that the Apostle Thomas only believed that Jesus Christ had risen from the dead after seeing Jesus's face miraculously appear on his slice of toast one morning.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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West Virginia Democratic Senator Joe Machin said Wednesday that he would “absolutely” consider running for U.S. president, less than a week after announcing his upcoming departure from Congress next year.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 5:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Jason Alexander admitted he doesn’t “know anything about” a reboot of the hit NBC show “Seinfeld” and suggested that they must not need his character George Costanza.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to Chief Counselor Gríma Wormtongue, King Théoden is doing more than any other king to stop orc invasions and everyone really needs to stop bothering him about it.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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rioters shout "Get them OUT"
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: John Steed
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“Lord of the Rings” filmmaker Peter Jackson said he believes it’s possible to create more Beatles music in the future with the use of AI (artificial intelligence) technology.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The “Yellowstone” universe is growing after the highly-anticipated upcoming Season 5 comes to an end — with two more spinoffs of the series following Kevin Costner‘s departure from the Paramount show.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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In what might be a stunning possibility of a development, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy finally announced he has greenlit a probe to determine whether or not there may be, at some point, the potential to investigate
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The 2023 session of the Synod on Synodality, a general assembly of Bishops, has come to a close, and with it highly anticipated answers to lingering questions as to whether the Catholic Church will ordain women and bless homosexual unions.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Large mobs in Russia yelling “Allahu Akbar” hunted down Jews in Dagestan on Sunday and stormed an airport, making their way onto the tarmac to attack Israelis who had just arrived from Tel Aviv, according to multiple reports.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Decades after shelving music written and sung by John Lennon, the remaining members of The Beatles announced on Thursday they have a release date for “Now and Then” — a song that one of the most influential bands of all time says will be their last.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The school district serving the growing population of Colony Ridge, a sprawling development north of Houston that has become a magnet for illegal aliens, is facing a sudden surge in drug overdoses.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The American public at large has noticed an eerie calm in recent days, leading everyone to believe the slow news week must be a clear indication the reptile overlords who rule the globe must be planning something big.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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My unfiltered assessment of the 11 candidates for Washington, North Carolina City Council
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:46 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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