"It went from a very clean, very safe community where everybody knew everybody to, ‘Oh my God, we are invaded.’"
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 1:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date that will line up perfectly to interfere with the 2024 presidential election.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Partially redacted portions of the Federal Trade Commission’s (FTC) antitrust lawsuit against Amazon allege the company used an internal algorithmic pricing tool described as an “unfair method of competition” to test how much it could raise prices so competitors would follow.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 6:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump endorsed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) to be the next Speaker of the House after a small number of Republicans teamed up with the entire House Democrat Caucus to oust Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) from the position this week.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump is reportedly debating whether to travel to Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., next week to see if he can unite the Republican caucus as they prepare to nominate a new speaker of the House.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Jordan: 'Now is the time for our Republican conference to come together to keep our promises to Americans'
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical storm as it made landfall over the weekend.
Published: Saturday, October 21st, 2023 @ 10:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mark Harris launched his campaign today for the Republican nomination for Congress in North Carolina’s 8th congressional district.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 3:19 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and 17 state attorneys general sued Amazon on Tuesday for allegedly using “interlocking and anticompetitive and unfair” strategies to maintain its monopolistic power over current and future rivals.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin refused to completely rule out jumping into the 2024 Republican Party presidential primary when pressed about the matter over the weekend.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an unexpected turn of events, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has rocketed to the top of polls for the 2024 Democratic Party nomination for president after suffering what appeared to be a stroke in the middle of a press conference yesterday.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was summoned to Capitol Hill today to give testimony before a congressional committee that he is not, in fact, bald.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website appeared to have quietly stopped collecting COVID-19 vaccine adverse events on the federal agency’s V-safe website earlier this summer.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With news of a third indictment soon to be handed down by the Department of Justice, insiders at Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign are hopeful it will be enough to clinch the Republican nomination.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 2:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local follower of the new religious sect known as "Christians" expressed frustration after a letter from the Apostle Paul arrived notifying the group of believers that circumcision is not a requirement to be a member of the church.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has become a dangerous crack house.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A company suspected of being linked to Communist China that bought over 50,000 acres of land near a California Air Force base is suing farmers, claiming they inflated the cost of the sale.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 1:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 6:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Servants at the royal palace were startled late last night by angry screams as King Saul flew into a rage after David, the young man brought in to calm him down by playing the harp, would not stop playing the opening riff from Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water."
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The studio behind the hit film “Sound of Freedom” said Thursday that rumors of AMC Theatres trying to sabotage the movie are unfounded.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 6:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A dark cloud was cast over Pride Month festivities on Sesame Street, as Bert and Ernie, long regarded as icons by the LGBTQ community, clarified that they are, in fact, just a couple of straight guys who live together.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Taylor Sheridan, creator of the hit series “Yellowstone,” recently did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter discussing his thoughts on the show coming to an end with lead actor Kevin Costner exiting.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 12:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With news breaking of the Department of Justice handing down an indictment of former President Donald Trump, new details regarding the classified documents found in Trump's possession have come to light.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As public pressure continues to mount regarding rumors of a government coverup of interactions with aliens, officials at the Pentagon are considering releasing a group of alien creatures in San Francisco, California
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An inexplicably-unforeseen outcome has begun to take form since Hollywood writers began their writer's strike to demand more writerly benefits for writers.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 8:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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