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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama "HOPE" poster have been reported at universities across America.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of a fresh sighting of Bigfoot in the mountains of Colorado, new reports have arisen of the creature — the existence of which has long been debated — being spotted lumbering around the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A so-called conservative was spotted exercising while wearing noise-canceling earbuds DESPITE previous claims of being totally against cancel culture.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 3:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Secretary of State and renowned fingernail collector Hillary Clinton was spotted in downtown New York City sporting a "But Her Murder Victims" hat this week.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An official social media account for “The Chosen” defended the appearance of a rainbow-colored Pride flag on the set of the crowdfunded show, claiming that the endorsement from at least one team member would not affect the theological rigor of the project.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 8:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Author J.K. Rowling unloaded on British journalist Patrick Strudwick in a lengthy tweet on Monday, accusing him of running with a demonstrably false story about a “Let Women Speak” event that took place in Australia.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a bizarre development, turtles around Ohio have reportedly been spotted hanging around pizza parlors and practicing a wide variety of martial arts.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Astronomers believe the green laser beams spotted over the Hawaiian Islands last month came from a Chinese satellite.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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U.S. officials believe the unidentified flying objects (UFO) spotted over the United States and Canada over the past couple days are balloons, the Senate’s top Democrat said Sunday morning.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities in China claim they spotted an unidentified flying object (UFO) off the coast of a port city, according to a state-run newspaper.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 8:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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As American media outlets buzzed with stories about the mysterious balloon spotted flying over the state of Montana
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 7:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken postponed a scheduled trip to China after a suspected “surveillance balloon” was spotted flying above the western United States.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 7:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Only a day after his address to Congress, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen ringing a bell next to a red donation bucket while standing outside the entrance to the U.S. Capitol building.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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At least three people were reportedly killed in Louisiana on Tuesday as several tornadoes were spotted across the nation’s southern states.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 10:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Quarterback Tom Brady is growing increasingly frustrated with his offensive line after they once again failed to protect him in a brutal loss to the Steelers.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 4:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Balenciaga is facing a wave of online criticism after a MyPillow pillow was spotted in the background of one of the company's photo shoots for its winter collection. The CEO of MyPillow Mike Lindell is known for his strong support of Donald Trump.
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 7:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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University of Kentucky Head Coach John Calipari spotted a familiar sight at a recent game when he saw a coal miner and his son in the stands and made a public VIP offer to them.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 11:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made headlines this week by saying women can offset the cost of children by aborting them.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 9:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the destruction caused by Hurricane Ian, Governor Ron DeSantis has issued a stark warning against all would-be looters hoping to pillage the vulnerable state.
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 2:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Military experts believe the Russian war effort may be in trouble after Vladimir Putin was seen attempting to teach polar bears how to drive tanks.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 6:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lebron James was spotted teaching his son Bronny basic basketball fundamentals on Tuesday, according to TMZ and assorted stalkers. In a touching father-son moment caught on camera, the NBA star taught his boy how to flop.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 10:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In June the first Spotted Lanternfly sighting in North Carolina happened in Forsyth County. In a news release, the North Carolina Department of Agriculture said the spotting occurred near Interstate 40 in Kernersville.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 2:12 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted attempting to shoo away her Tesla Model 3 Thursday afternoon. She reportedly set the car free following a Twitter feud with Elon Musk but was discouraged when the car would not leave her driveway to go back to the wild.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 11:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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California Governor Gavin Newsom was spotted Tuesday morning shopping for ivermectin at Sutter's Stallion Emporium in downtown Sacramento, leading to rampant speculation that he's planning to use the horse de-wormer to treat his Coronavirus infection.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 10:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Christian missionary was spotted wearing a surgical mask while bringing the gospel to unsaved Democrats in the New England area. The missionary, identified by authorities as Jonah Phillips, is a staunch anti-masker who sources say began wearing the mask so that Democrats would talk
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House grounds have entered a lockdown following the sighting of a senile old man wandering around waving a gun and making outlandish demands.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 9:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beloved Disney character Donald Duck was spotted in public without any pants and, according to sources, completely unashamed.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 8:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A military convoy carrying up to six nuclear warheads was spotted late last week moving through Scotland, which comes as war between Russia and Ukraine rages on and Russian President Vladimir Putin has put his nuclear forces on high alert following his invasion.
Published: Monday, March 21st, 2022 @ 7:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Massive Convoy Of Hundreds Of Russian Military Vehicles Stretching For Miles Spotted Heading To KyivA massive convoy of hundreds of Russian military vehicles was spotted on Sunday in satellite images that showed the vehicles moving toward the capital of Ukraine, Kyiv.
Published: Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022 @ 4:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and the chief medical advisor to the President, was reportedly spotted late last month in Washington, D.C., not wearing a mask while indoors.
Published: Thursday, December 30th, 2021 @ 2:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Is the “Jet Pack Guy” who has been spotted several times flying miles in the sky near Los Angeles airport really a “guy”? Or is it just a drone dressed up to look like a guy?
Published: Monday, January 25th, 2021 @ 12:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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On 8/02/2019, Investigators with the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office Drug Unit were conducting surveillance in known drug areas in Washington when they spotted Reginald Wilkinson, 30 years of age, of 374 Keysville Road in Washington driving a silver Toyota Avalon registered to Uniququae Arthur, 26
Published: Sunday, August 11th, 2019 @ 6:12 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Monday, Turning Point USA head Charlie Kirk and communications director Candace Owens were sitting at a restaurant in Philadelphia when members of a Leftist activist group spotted them through the window
Published: Monday, August 13th, 2018 @ 11:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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On 04/21/2018 at about 3:40 am Beaufort County Deputy Tim Tetterton was on routine patrol when he spotted a suspicious vehicle parked on Swan Point Road near Riverbend Apartments in Washington
Published: Tuesday, May 8th, 2018 @ 1:36 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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I thought it must be a slow news day when I spotted an article about the increasing presence of casual attire in the workplace.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2016 @ 7:54 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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On Thursday, July 14, 2016 Rakeem De' Andre Williams, who was wanted on multiple felony drugs charges out of Martin County was spotted driving into Beaufort County by Martin County Narcotics Officers
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2016 @ 8:10 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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This out-of-state labor union bus was spotted in downtown Raleigh moments ago dropping off more out-of-state paid protesters at the Moral Monday voting law rally outside the General Assembly.
Published: Friday, September 4th, 2015 @ 10:28 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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