Witnesses claim to have seen New York City Mayor Eric Adams quietly blacking out the words of the Statue of Liberty's famous inscription with a permanent marker.
Published: Wednesday, May 15th, 2024 @ 12:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 4:17 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“The Biden administration's plan in the Middle East is to hand over power to the Palestinian Authority, which literally pays the families of terrorists who murder Jews.”
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After suffering a record-tying 28th straight loss, basketball fans across the country and the other 29 NBA teams voted unanimously to demote the Detroit Pistons to the WNBA.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans For Prosperity Action, a large conservative group supporting former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley’s bid for president, has announced that it will no longer spend money to help her following her fourth straight loss.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The recommended resources push the "diversity of gender" and discuss the use of puberty blockers on children
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) took a shot at President Joe Biden on Thursday over the prospect of the administration using executive powers to address the crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border as the commander-in-chief revs up his campaign to get re-elected this November.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 11:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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When Natalie Bishop presented a set of matching family shirts to her husband ahead of their trip to Disneyland she knew he'd be on board.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 12:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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DMA Industries will invest $1.27 million in Tabor City
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 10:39 am
By: Governor's Office
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Hunter’s China Work Began In 2015 Immediately After VP Biden’s Christmas Party, Bobulinsky TestifiesDiplomat dispatched to convince business partners to stay silent through the election, he says
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 7:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 9:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Not to be outdone by former President Trump, Hillary Clinton announced she had released her own line of shoes that come with just enough cement in the bottom to sink straight to the bottom of the sea.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A surprise late entrant, former President Donald Trump absolutely dominated the NBA Dunk Contest after strapping on a pair of his brand-new sneakers known as the "Never Surrender High Tops".
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Communist China conducted its largest military drills around Taiwan in weeks on Wednesday, which comes just days after Taiwan once again elected a president that has vowed to confront China.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In response to increasing displays of antisemitism across the country and around the world, authorities have advised Jewish people to protect themselves from violent attacks by no longer being Jewish.
Published: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 @ 7:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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US funding its own invasion
Published: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 @ 1:01 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Human Rights Campaign is forever on the hunt for companies that aren't gay enough. If they ever show up at your place of business and discover you're inadequately queer, watch out! They'll break your kneecaps!
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Israeli-American recounts what it was like entering the battlefield in southern Israel
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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The situation in the Middle East is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:03 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Former President Donald Trump got into a heated exchange with U.S. District Court Judge Lewis Kaplan on Wednesday during his E. Jean Carroll defamation trial.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe and his men — many from the 101st Airborne Division, along with some stragglers from Pennsylvania’s 28th Infantry Division (known as “The Bloody Bucket”) and the 9th Armored “Phantom” Division — spent Christmas of 1944 in the Belgian city of Bastogne
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 1:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Taiwanese voters sent a clear political message to communist China late last week by electing Lai Ching-te of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) to become the island nation’s next president.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump thanked various figures in his orbit on Monday night after winning the Iowa caucuses after securing just slightly over half the votes in the contest.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 3:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pastor Donald Rogers of Second Baptist Birmingham started today's service by unveiling a new church disclaimer that any lyrics about lifting up your hands should be understood as strictly metaphorical.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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US District Judge Catherine Eagles has issued an injunction against two pieces of North Carolina's new abortion law.
Published: Saturday, January 20th, 2024 @ 2:00 am
By: Carolina Journal
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After spending five minutes in the room with President Biden, President Xi Jinping made the call to go ahead and invade Taiwan.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We need to find out as with the Steelers and a couple props diving, while the Lions made it, we open 1-1 in this space and down 4.8 units while we still hold a half unit of LIONS (+750) to take the NFC crown.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Few public figures, in the last half of the twentieth century, have commanded as much world-wide attention as the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 12:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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