The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 8:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to appease evangelical voters who were disgusted by her display of promiscuity at Buell Theater in downtown Denver, U.S. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has announced a brand new line of purity rings.
Published: Monday, November 20th, 2023 @ 5:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tricia Sloan, who had previously announced a hard-line boycott against Target, then called off the boycott shortly after her first attempt to shop at her local Walmart.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Defense is taking unprecedented steps to secure the Pentagon after a massive intel leak put lives in danger around the world. According to sources, officials are hoping they've seen the last of damaging security breaches thanks to their brand-new Ring doorbell.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 7:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an inspiring show of solidarity with abortionists and other eugenicists, the Democratic Women's Caucus showed up to the Capitol this week wearing stylish butcher coats.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 4:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday, January 9, 2023, Beaufort Commissioner Stan Deatherage, at the behest of his many constituents, will present to the Beaufort County Commissioner a resolution calling for their support of a beneficial education for a productive citizenry.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, NV led the nation in increasing security presence where thousands of bags sat unguarded following mass cancellations for Southwest Airlines.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen.-elect John Fetterman (D-PA), who often wears a hoodie and occasionally dons a suit, has been included in a list of America’s “most stylish” compiled by The New York Times.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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In order to entice more customers who are looking for a real, authentic Italian dining experience, Olive Garden is now requiring all their wait staff to use that funny hand gesture Italian people always use.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Donald Trump announced a new line of collectible POGs Thursday, devastating presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis. This marks the first time brand-new POGs have been commissioned in thirty years.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jesus’ sixth letter to the churches
Published: Saturday, September 10th, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.
Published: Wednesday, August 24th, 2022 @ 12:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brought out President Biden during Thursday's press briefing to demonstrate the president's new toddler leash.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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TALLAHASSEE, FL—Gov Ron DeSantis reportedly commanded his security detail to "Execute Order 66" while wearing a stylish black cloak Thursday morning.
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 11:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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COVID-19 has brought a wave of new trends, from fashion masks to Tik Tok challenges.
Published: Wednesday, August 26th, 2020 @ 1:40 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Sometimes in politics it's not what you say, it's how you come across saying it.
Published: Tuesday, April 28th, 2020 @ 12:08 pm
By: LifeZette
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It could be me, and I will mess with you.
Published: Thursday, December 12th, 2019 @ 8:20 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The U.S. Supreme Court returned to work in October with plenty of high-profile issues on its docket
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2017 @ 7:39 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Anne Butler Gray, 97, of Wilmington, N.C., passed away Sept. 16, 2017, at Davis Health Care in Wilmington, N.C
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2017 @ 3:05 pm
By: Announcements
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It's been several years since my mom passed away, and I think of her often still, but especially around Mother's Day. We either took her out for her day or had her over for dinner, so there's always a bit of a hole in Mother's Day weekend nowadays.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2017 @ 4:33 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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I thought it must be a slow news day when I spotted an article about the increasing presence of casual attire in the workplace.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2016 @ 7:54 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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North Carolina has transformed from the Pepsi Generation to the Pepto population. In 1950, the median age in our state was 26.5 years. By 1981, it was almost 30 and the N.C. Division of Aging and Adult Services reports it as 36.9 years in 2009.
Published: Sunday, April 12th, 2015 @ 4:10 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Ten individual properties and districts across the state have been added to the National Register of Historic Places, Governor Pat McCrory and the North Carolina Department of Cultural Resources are pleased to announce.
Published: Wednesday, March 26th, 2014 @ 8:51 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Glamour can play an important role in our decision-making process. Despite that fact, few people devoted much research time to glamour's impact until author and columnist Virginia Postrel produced the book The Power of Glamour: Longing and the Art of Visual Persuasion. Postrel shared her findings...
Published: Monday, March 10th, 2014 @ 7:58 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Flag-waving, placard-toting gun rights advocates from around the state and Virginia rallied in front of the North Carolina legislative building...
Published: Wednesday, February 6th, 2013 @ 4:36 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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