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In a chilling revelation, a tearful Claudine Gay has disclosed that a gang of time-traveling white supremacists went back to the year 1997 and forced her to plagiarize at gunpoint.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 1:54 pm
By: Baba
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A shocking new poll of registered Republican voters has revealed that an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 6:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden recently said that he “literally” convinced the late Senator Strom Thurmond (R-SC) to vote for the Civil Rights Act — a statement critics quickly questioned on at least two points.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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They really might be here, according to a couple of Republicans in Congress.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Film director Steven Spielberg knows a thing or two about extraterrestrials — he did, after all, direct the 1982 blockbuster “E.T.”
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to reports, a time-traveling Ancient Mayan priest appeared through a time portal in the offices of NARAL headquarters last week and found himself horrified by the abortion numbers in America.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 8:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A time-traveler from the year 2348 B.C. who called himself Noah was seen getting in a heated argument outside a gay bar at the 'Drag Your Kids To Pride' event. According to sources, he loudly declared he needed to go back in time and sink the ark.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 4:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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