The mother nurtures the seed, births, and tenderly cares for the child
Published: Saturday, May 11th, 2024 @ 8:30 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 4:17 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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"President Trump is moved by the invitation to join NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller’s family... "
Published: Monday, April 1st, 2024 @ 3:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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UVA's anti-Israel student group used images of Hamas's Oct 7 attack to call for solidarity in 'resisting the occupation'
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump spoke at a news conference in Eagle Pass, Texas, on Thursday and addressed the brutal murder of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley, saying he spoke with Riley’s parents, who “are devastated beyond belief.”
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man was tragically rendered unable to brush his teeth after he mistakenly neglected to pay the monthly subscription fee on his smart electric toothbrush.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly-filed arrest affidavits in the case of the murder of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley state that the suspect, a 26-year-old illegal immigrant from Venezuela, used an object in the crime, is accused of “disfiguring her skull,”
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 11:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities announced they had no choice but to put down Stephen Colbert after the late-night host tragically went mad from rabies last week.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 2:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Tuesday, following seven votes on other bills, the North Carolina House introduced a bipartisan resolution condemning Hamas for the terrorist attacks and vowing to support Israel.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 11:58 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Today, Congressman Greg Murphy, M.D. (NC-03), Congressman Joe Courtney (CT-02), Congressman Don Davis (NC-01) and the FRA joined forces to reintroduce the bipartisan Veteran Heroin Overdose Prevention Act
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 6:54 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
Published: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 @ 10:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beaufort County Commissioner Hood Richardson is masterful in digging up issues that are often glossed over, or not brought to the attention of Beaufort County's Commissioners; this issue regarding the recordation of hardcopies manifesting the record of our People's precious documents is evidentiary.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 3:37 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Tragedy struck the Christofferson household this weekend when wife Hailey ignorantly sipped water that was neither filtered, remineralized, nor served in her 640 oz Stanley™ micro tumbler, causing her to die instantly.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man spent the better part of Monday afternoon playing baseball with his son, tragically leaving him completely unaware of all the terrible things that were happening in the news.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a blow to the transparency of information and what could have been a treasure trove of evidence against a global sex trafficking ring, the Pentagon has announced the lost F-35 fighter jet was apparently carrying the only known copy of Jeffrey Epstein's client list.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Hamas-run Palestinian Health Ministry claimed earlier this week that Israel targeted a hospital in Gaza, dropped a bomb on it, and killed more than 500 people.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 8:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Governor Roy Cooper declared today Overdose Awareness Day in North Carolina. Overdose Awareness Day is about remembering those whose lives have been lost to overdose, honoring family and community grief, and renewing our commitment to ending the overdose crisis in North Carolina.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 1:32 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Medicaid expansion will no longer launch Oct. 1 as the North Carolina General Assembly failed to take needed action to meet that date.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 7:43 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Ohio voters said “no” to a proposal backed by conservatives and pro-life organizations seeking to make it harder to amend the state’s constitution.
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 4:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local 10-year-old boy has died tragically of severe trauma due to his mother taking away his Nintendo Switch for a few days.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Bill 815, titled The Loving Homes Act, would allow one child or siblings in foster care to be placed in a foster home even if the foster family already exceeds the N.C. limit of five biological or other adopted children.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 11:24 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Budd, R-N.C., said he intends to serve in Congress with the spirit of North Carolina’s motto, “Esse Quam Videri” — “To Be Rather Than to Seem” — as he gave his maiden speech on the Senate floor Wednesday.
Published: Sunday, June 18th, 2023 @ 9:31 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Warning
Published: Sunday, June 18th, 2023 @ 2:32 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Tragedy has dealt the media and entertainment industries a devastating blow, as the death toll of journalists and celebrities continues to rise rapidly in the wake of losing their blue checks on Twitter.
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 1:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Budd announced Thursday his endorsement of former President Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 2:47 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Former President Donald Trump, former Vice-President Mike Pence, and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis are among those who will be speaking at the N.C. Republican Party State Convention in Greensboro next month.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 8:45 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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"Hardworking, everyday families need a return of the America First agenda to restore prosperity and peace."
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 10:48 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Today, Governor Roy Cooper proclaimed April as Sexual Assault Awareness Month to increase awareness and help address this widespread public health issue.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 12:30 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Local seven-year-old Audrey Williamson tragically fell into a coma today after her mother kindly asked her to put on shoes before going to school.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A United Airlines plane tragically exploded into a massive fireball during takeoff after the man sitting in seat 23F failed to switch his phone to airplane mode, FAA authorities confirmed Friday.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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