10-Year-Old Boy Dies Tragically From Mom Taking Away Nintendo Switch | Eastern North Carolina Now

A local 10-year-old boy has died tragically of severe trauma due to his mother taking away his Nintendo Switch for a few days.

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    LAFAYETTE, IN     A local 10-year-old boy has died tragically of severe trauma due to his mother taking away his Nintendo Switch for a few days.

    According to sources, 10-year-old Camden Connor passed away shortly after his mother told him: "Camden, I've had it with your bad attitude today. Give me the Switch and go outside and play!"

    "I have never seen such abuse," said one paramedic who arrived on the scene. "To force an innocent 10-year-old boy to be parted from Super Mario: Odyssey, or Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, or Minecraft for hours is bad enough... but for days? I never knew people could be capable of such cruelty."

    Eyewitnesses say the mother was provoked after she told her son to make his bed and was met with the response: "Mo-ooom! Not now! I'm BUSY! Sheeeeesh!" She then ripped the electronic device from the poor victim's hands, instantly sealing his calamitous fate.

    The mother has been sentenced to death by having Instagram deleted from her phone.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published )
Enter Your Comment ( text only please )



Comments

( August 15th, 2023 @ 6:05 pm )
 
Big Bob: Eastern NC NOW has and will be publishing plenty about the corrupt non patriot Leftists, and their impending demise. Don't worry yourself about not having the preferred content to troll.
Big Bob said:
( August 15th, 2023 @ 5:00 pm )
 
I have another question. As trump inches closer to prison, I notice the BO is not printing anything about it. Why is that?
Big Bob said:
( August 15th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm )
 
True, but most if not all liberal readers know a Jewish space laser when we see one.
( August 15th, 2023 @ 11:12 am )
 
Out of the 3.8 million views we get each month, we get far more than just Conservatives reading this platform.

For instance, you are are trolling here Big Bob.
Big Bob said:
( August 15th, 2023 @ 11:07 am )
 
Fair enough. It just shocks me how many conservatives don't get it. Post after post of people that think its "news". You diligently remind them that its satire yet they fall for it time after time. I find it shocking but it explains a lot.
( August 14th, 2023 @ 8:25 pm )
 
No they don't. We are not paid to link to anyone. It is a common courtesy.

Not every major publication is allowed to republish Babylon Bee, to have their expressed permission to do so.
Big Bob said:
( August 14th, 2023 @ 6:58 pm )
 
Oh, so they pay you to link to them. Makes sense.
( August 14th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm )
 
Big Bob: Until we start making a bunch of money here at Eastern NC NOW as the largest online publication, and the most technologically advance platform in the history of Beaufort County, our main focus is the inform, and if called upon educate.

Babylon is often hilarious, especially in a motif where most of comedy just is not funny, and some of it rather sad due to its pathetic dumbed-down and Woke nature.
View All Comments



Pedophile Jailed For Flashing Kids At Playground Kicking Himself For Not Doing It At Pride Parade Instead Babylon Bee, Editorials, Somebody's Laughing, Op-Ed & Politics, The Arts Matt Walsh Goes On Jeopardy, Responds To Every Clue With ‘What Is A Woman?’


HbAD0

Latest The Arts

The musician is considered one of the most influential songwriters of the 20th century.

HbAD1

Ridley Scott employed the perfect balance of narrative, cinematic imagery and adventure to build the timeless tale of a once great empire beginning its fall into the moral decay that was Rome.
After yet another deadly attack perpetrated by a deranged leftist, this time coming an inch away from killing President Trump, the FBI was left briefly wondering if maybe they had been investigating the wrong people.
As everyone now knows, the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling to grant presidents immunity for "official acts" has given Donald Trump unlimited power to do literally anything he wants with zero consequences whatsoever.
Veterans Day is a festive celebration by those who returned, married, had kids, worked and retired. We are the one who have reunions and share photos and stories.
“Malcolm in the Middle” actor Frankie Muniz said that even though he had a good experience as a child star, he still doesn’t want his son to enter the profession.
Famed Allman Brothers Band guitarist Dickey Betts, responsible for writing the group’s biggest hit, “Ramblin’ Man,” died Thursday at his home in Osprey, Florida. He was 80.
Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.

HbAD2

‘Oppenheimer’ movie scored big at the 96th Academy Awards on Sunday, taking home seven Oscars from the Dolby Theater in Hollywood.
Legendary stand-up comedian Richard Lewis, also known for his work on the hit HBO show “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has died after suffering a heart attack. He was 76.
The game show “Jeopardy!,” in which gives contestants must give answers in the form of a question, embraced the woke agenda by including so-called “neo-pronouns” as an answer.
Actor Gary Sinise delivered a glowing tribute to his late son, McCanna Anthony “Mac” Sinise, nearly two months after he died of chordoma, an extremely rare cancer that attacks the spine.
Kevin Costner just released the trailer for his upcoming Western drama film, “Horizon: An American Saga.”
The classic musical film “Mary Poppins” has been changed to a “PG” rating in the United Kingdom due to perceived “discriminatory language.”
The 2024 SAG (Screen Actors Guild) Awards ceremony took place Saturday night, with current popular titles “Oppenheimer” and “The Bear” taking home multiple awards.
Shia LaBeouf received the Sacrament of Confirmation, completing his conversion to Catholicism, on Sunday, and the actor’s confirmation sponsor suggested LaBeouf may become a deacon “in the future.”
Michael Keaton said he’s been having a blast working on the “Beetlejuice” sequel and that, as promised, it’s not going to be filled with CGI-heavy special effects.

HbAD3

 
Back to Top