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A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband, apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Surprising results from a recent study have conclusively shown that just 0.01% of all trail mix is actually eaten by people while they are on a trail.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 3:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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SunTree Snack Foods will create 94 new jobs in Wayne County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today. The company will invest $10.1 million to establish an East Coast manufacturing site in Goldsboro.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 9:21 am
By: Governor's Office
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This week, Courtney Lindeen presented her husband Aaron with a bold and innovative plan to solve the family's consumer debt burden.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 4:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite working from home, local man Jarron Bullenix learned today that his lifestyle is anything but sedentary when he rose for his second cupboard visit before noon, causing his Apple Watch to congratulate him for hitting his daily “Stand” goal.
Published: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Dan Boats is being placed under church discipline after several reports of him wearing cargo shorts in public—a practice guaranteed to cause women who see them to stumble into sinful lust.
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 2:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mason Via of Danbury is having a lot of fun.
Published: Sunday, May 30th, 2021 @ 9:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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With a new school year around the corner, parents' thoughts turn to preparation.
Published: Thursday, August 7th, 2014 @ 8:36 am
By: ECU News Services
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